KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN

I would like to thank the people of KCMO for once again not letting me down. This morning in the"Wire" section of the blog I noted that there was still time for dead bodies to surface.........thanks.

OBAMAS WIFE SWAP

How long will it be before the emperor decides that the wealthy and good looking should not be allowed to have all the beautiful women? When will the redistribution of attractive women begin? SOJOCO residents need to hide their wives before an Acorn rep comes to your house, snatches her and ships her ass off to KCK. What you get in return is a washed up stripper with stretch marks smoking nonfiltered cigs, sporting a feMullet with a PBR tanktop.

It would be like swapping Carrie Underwood out for Courtney Love.

ASHLEY TISDALE HOT ?

HONDA FORGETS LIBERALS

I have to hand it to Honda for creating a technology that some Americans can't use. It's a good thing that they will soon be driving GM's.

TUESDAYS WITH DAVE

"She did not realize she was being captured on cell phone"

YEAH RIGHT! This chick got embarrassed and is now going to take down all those involved.

THE WIRE - SCREW OLATHE

This is pathetic! How is it that a WT suburb town out performs KCK & KCMO in overnight crime? What a freaking joke! I am sure that there are some corpses that havent been found yet but still!

Olathe continues to spiral around the toilet bowl.

BOYCOTT GOVERNMENT MOTORS

BUY FORD. PUT THE GOVERNMENT RUN MOTOR COMPANY OUT OF BUSINESS

SHAKE UP IN THE TOP 10

Grumpy Old Fart is replacing Life in SOJOCO (he has vanished).

Remember folks, my top ten list is the only unbias blog ranking in the JOCO metro area.

SHANNON & PARKS: WORST RADIO IN KC

The show is absolutely terrible. There is nothing worst than hearing two guys who have had a local show in the 28th market rip successful show hosts. For 2 weeks all that they did was criticize Rush Limbaugh and this week its Glenn Beck's time.

Pathetic.