Friday, July 10, 2009
Thursday, July 09, 2009
KCMO TO BE WIPED OUT BY GLOBAL WARMING
I hope that all of you eco terrorist that read this blog pay extra special attention to this story and get the F out of town. IF you truly believe in global warming then why stay in a city that is doomed? Take your nylon shopping bags, your hemp shirts, your doc martens, your solar powered toilets, rain catching buckets and GTFO.
I will stay behind and fight off the evils coming our way and umm let you know when it is safe to return.
HEADLINE OF THE DAY
"Public Invited to KC Schools Turnaround Meeting"
Nice try. Its too late fore the KCMOSD to turnaround. They hit the iceberg and are already sinking. The rich kids got on the safety boats and the poor kids are left to drown. Good Job idiots.
KCMO ABOUT TO GET MORE DANGEROUS?
The feds are coming in to research the diversity of the KCMO police force, How awesome is that? Seriously, with officers getting jobs based on ethnicity instead of qualifications I will have a crap load more to blog about.
Why stop there? I say we just pull all the cops out of KCMO and allow the citizens to patrol the city. You can replace police captains with religious leaders and LT's with community activist. That seems like the logical way to go if you want a police force to "represent" the city. Just one thing, I would like to open a store that sells guns, RIP T-Shirts, Candles, chalk and yellow tape before this goes down.
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