"6. Never drink cheap beer and stay overnight.
While your choice beverage may have made things a hoot last night, it runs the risk of making you toot the next morning. Don’t set yourself up to be someone’s gassy guest. Get the walk of shame over with sooner rather than later, lest you stink up someone’s bedroom and bathroom. This is not the kind of lasting impression most seducers are after".
This chick on Fox's website writes some of the craziest stuff I have ever read.
