Friday, December 28, 2007

KEITH LANGFORD


Keith Langford has finally made an NBA roster. Today he signed with the Spurs.

TOP TEN PIZZA PLACES IN KANSAS CITY


IN NO ORDER

1. PIZZA SHOPPE
2. STONEWALL PIZZA - 103RD & PFLUMN
3. ORIGINAL PIZZA
4. MINSKY'S
5. PAPA KENO'S - OLD OVERLAND PARK
6. KELSO'S - NORTHLAND
7. D'BRONX
8. WALDO PIZZA - BEST BUFFET IN TOWN
9. GEORGE'S - 95TH & ANTIOCH (USE TO BE LEO'S PIZZA)
10. VILLA CAPRI - METCALF

RUNNER UP: CASEY'S GENERAL STORE - BELIEVE IT.

ANOTHER MURDER


Take a guess where.

1. Troost
2. Prospect
3. KCK
4. Independence Avenue
If you picked number 2, you are correct. Of course by the end of tonight all of the choices could be right.

CHANNEL 9 NEWS THINKS YOU ARE IDIOTS

On their website they have a story advising people to warm up their cars when it is cold outside. REALLY!!!!!!! THANKS FOR THE FREAKING TIP!

MY OLDEST DAUGHTER IS A GENIUS


She just got done telling my wife that Daddy's did all the hard work and Mommy's don't.

The montessori schooling is truly paying off.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

DOME ALERT - MORE SNOW


Expect round the clock coverage of snow falling, snow sticking, snow being cold, snow being wet and of course snow being slick. Tomorrows news will feature kids sledding down hills and how hardware stores were hit hard by people buying shovels.

This town is so damn predictable.

For those of you wanting more information on snow just follow the link.

Carrie Underwood Platinum


Carrie Underwood has gone double platinum.

WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS - NO SALT FOR ROADS


The KC METRO area doesn't have enough salt to handle this next snowfall. They are advising drivers not to drive unless they need to. I don't know about you but driving to work is a NEED TO and the roads are going to be slick.

What the hell do the Mayors of these cities do? The lack of planning by these morons is embarrassing.

Jeffery Flannagan - HACK

Has this guy ever been the first to a story? He has been 2 days late to anything and everything to do with sports entertainment lately. Hell I have broken 3 stories in the last 2 weeks that he is just now getting wind of. I know for a fact that a columnist inside the star emailed him a link to this blog and told him to "catch up".

What use to be a must read has become liner for liter boxes across the city.

ROYAL RUMBLE CAT FIGHT!


Today at Independence Center there was a rumble with 20 girls at Independence Center. They had to be tazered and pepper sprayed to break it up.



AWESOME!

DON'T MESS WITH JOCO WOMEN


This is a public service message to all of those from KCK & KCMO that come to our fair county to rob and pillage from us. A woman that was robbed yesterday by four men took the weapon away from her would be robbers.

The women of JOCO are no joke!

CAN THEY DO IT, NO THEY CAN'T!


In the spirit of Bob the Builder the construction crews for the Bass Pro Shop in Independence are now saying that the store will be open in February. Do you believe them? Me neither.