My wife just asked me

Why is Tom Brady so great.....................

KANSAS CITY STAR BREAKING NEWS

The Kansas City Public Library is adding more puppet shows.......................................... This is what THE STAR considers breaking news.

KCK GANG BANGERS READ THIS BLOG

They must of read my post about their inability to keep pace with the Varsity over on the Missouri side. 47th & State.

THEY ARE BACK!

Anyone that has driven more than a block in the past 3 days has noticed them. That's right the jackass's that dress up as the Statue of Liberty & Uncle Sam are back begging you to get your taxes done at Liberty Tax Services. Like prostitutes in Wyco you can find these idiots on every corner.

The thing that gets me is that the people that take these jobs DON'T PAY TAXES! These people are picked up off the streets and are usually paid in cash. So in away they are like Bums begging you for your change.

How else can you explain the big S**t eating grins they have.

I WON THE FREAKING LOTTERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL SEE YOU SUCKERS LATER.

All that I have to do is email this dude in Ireland and I get $1.5 million.

QUICK HITS

1. Stiffest crime ever issued for shoplifting. Isn't that what you call it when you don't pay for something that is for sale?

2. KCMO well in front of KCK so far this year in the murder race. Even friends are getting into the act. Way to take one for the team.

3. Kansas City area will no longer have any KY. Gary Lezak could not be reached for comment

4, DEMOCRAT RACISM FINALLY EXPOSED! Grand Wizard Clinton ducks questions.

5. How in the hell do you go from eating humans to vegetarian?

6. Hillary stealing the NH election through fraud is getting some traction from within her own party. When this gathers more steam just remember who predicted it.

7. In Hillary's eyes if you are a woman you are above the law. If you are poor you should take the money from those that work. GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. And yet another candidate for 2nd place in the Parent of the Year award.

INCREDIBLE

It appears that my marriage is based off my wifes need for insurance. Tonight while discussing politics (one of several things we do not agree upon) I asked my wife after hearing her views "Why did you Marry me?" Her response (get out your tissues) "I needed insurance".

She told me this when we did get married as a joke. Little did I know that it was the truth. To this day I am still paying for her insurance.

Let's review

We do not agree on several key political issues.
We do not like the same foods
We do not like the same music
We do not like the same room temperature
We do not like the same clothing styles
We do not like each others haircuts
We do not like the same types of Pets

Funny isn't it? I guess it is true that opposites attract.

UNDECIDED ABOUT WHO SHOULD BE PRES?

TRY THIS LITTLE MATCHMAKER SERVICE.

BAD ASS OF THE 80'S - William Zabka

Over the next several weeks I will be bringing you "Bad Ass's of the 80's". These people have long been overlooked and it is about time they got some credit for their accomplishments.

Today's 80's Bad Ass is William Zabka.

Enemies:
Daniel Larruso - The Karate Kid
Terry Griffith - Just one of the guys
Rick Morehouse - Just one of the guys
Jason Melon - Back to School
Derek - Back to School
Audrey Griswold - European Vacation

Accomplishments:
Swept Daniel Larruso's leg damn near crippling him
Made Jason Melon ( a millionaires son) his towel boy
Dumped Audrey for her hotter friend
Ruled every High School he attended
Leader of the Cobra Kai
Black Belt in Tang Soo Do
Dumped Elisibeth Shue

Signatures
Blond hair flip in the front
Ability to snarl in any situation
Sports Car or Motorcycle
Shirt Collar Popped

QUICK HITS

1. Does Obama really want John Kerry's endorsement?

2. Indians in Wyco's ghetto are ready to start taking scalps/dollars from the inner city tonight.

3. What a crappy way to get busted.

4. The Mafia just isn't what it use to be.

5. The people of Kenya are doomed with this idiot trying to help.

6. What good really do the people at NASA do? Have we been back to the moon? no. Have we been to Mars? no. Instead of doing something with value they sit around and run computer models for their wacko theories.

7. Bush predicts mideast peace. This guy might actually think there are pots of gold at the end of rainbows.

THE INTERNET AS YOU KNOW

Is going to be changing. The brilliant minds at NBC & AT&T want to limit your ability to share files etc.. over the internet which means that they will be playing big brother.

Have they really thought this through? The backlash against them is going to be huge. Who the hell is going to sign up with an ISP that is going to play big brother?

CARRIE UNDERWOOD TICKET PRICES

Holy Crap! Today someone mentioned to me that they dropped 1k on Carrie Underwood tickets. I couldn't believe it.

I had no idea that there was a country concert coming to the Sprint Center and since I had never been to a country concert I figured that I might check out this Underwood gal that everyone keeps talking about. So I go online and I couldn't believe what these things were going for.