Tuesday, March 24, 2009

WHEN KEEPING IT GREEN GOES WRONG


THE GREAT ONE


Here is the chance for you (the clueless) to learn something. Mark Levin might just be the best conservative speaker in the country right now. Buy it, Read it, Listen to it, Learn it.

OLATHE KIDS ARE SOFT


Who the hell are these kids? This is the type of crap that people make fun of JOCO for. Have fun dealing with real life when you get there softies.

THE WIRE-RAT-A-TAT-TAT


A little rain and wind and you hardcore villains go into hiding. If you want to beat last years record then you cant sit inside and watch Katie Horner predict the end of your Housing Project.

Then again you know that the NE area is pretty hardcore and the folks in their would be shooting people if an Asteroid was heading to earth. Just ask this chick.

Monday, March 23, 2009

$1000


For $1000 a month you can pay rent for a house on Prospect. THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE RIGHT?????? Well no, it turns out that all of the houses in the hood are running for that much.

Anyone smell corruption? Fraud? Screwing Over? Does this story have legs?

Kathleen Sebelius robs blind people!


First Obama makes fun of special olympians and now the gov is out to rob from the blind. GO DEMS GO.

QUICK HITS - MONDAYS SUCK, DEAL WITH IT


I know, I dropped the ball on Thursday & Frinday but its freaking Tournament Time. Saving the world from commies has to take a back seat sometimes. Anyways, here are 10 stories that you lazy a holes wouldn't find on your own or comprehend without my commentary.

1. Personally, I don't think any of the chicks that are on LOST now are attractive.

2. If you have spent any time living in Cali then you know that Oakland might be the crappiest city in the whole 50 states.

3. FOX NEWS gives you a "Cougar" breakdwon.

4. Is 2 MILLION DOLLARS enough money to track down a Mexican Drug Lord? Hell no.

5. Indias version of the YUGO.

6. You know that we are getting close to the end of the world when I type the following; Man pregnant with twins.

7. Surely this guy was simply trying meth out as a gasoline alternative....
8. I am not sure that a job fair for a strip club would be a good thing to attend or a bad thing. You know that some of the chicks auditioning have got to be ugly as hell.

9. I would actually like to hear back from a man that follows dating advice from Yahoo. Especially regarding revealing your secrets.

10.
The only attractive one they had the killed off. Morons. Kansas State is set to hold a banquet to celebrate its crappy hoops season. Is Gaylord Fauqor going to be there with his 12th place field day ribbon?