Old Pepole

This goes out to you 175 year old driving 40mph in the passing lane. 

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Strip

Family Planning Advice

We make it simple for you, not thank you needed. 

Almost Daily Link Blast

Read these links before you start complaining about your Monday.

1.  8 Reasons that the Dark Side kicks ass

2.  Prisoners make the most out of Arts and Crafts.
3.  New ways for JOCO Soccer Moms to get hammered while their husbands and kids are gone.
4.  25 Most disgusting foods in the world OR, What we should feed all welfare recipients.
5.  10 Important rules to follow when drinking.
6.  100 Best F Bombs in Movie History - Whoever came up with this had way too much time on their hands
7.  The "Pros" and Cons of smoking 
8.  For the Lions Gate crowd - 9 Rules to follow when wife swapping 
9.  10 Awesome lunch bags.
10.  Think the "close door" button on the elevator is legit?  5 things you think work that don't
11.  Cali prisons start releasing mothers early.  If you are the dad, well you are screwed.
12.  Bro code violators on TV.  Some might surprise you.
13.  Samuel L. Jackson talks Pulp Fiction
14.  7 Crazy ass things that fisherman have caught.
15.  10 Cities that will be wiped out by Volcanoes

Jewel of the Nile Sequel stopped

US Drone attacks prevent Jewel of the Nile 2 from being filmed.

The Green Duck 40 years later

Tonight in the land that Kcmo elitist have forgotten, 3 more of its residents were shot (2 killed) in front of "The Green Duck".  What is so significant about that?  Well 40 years ago civil rights leader Leon Jordan was gunned down in front of that very club (his club).  

Has anything changed in the East Side since 1970? 40 years of experimentation by the liberal elite on the people of the East Side have resulted in nothing except for placing its residents on the endangered species list.  

Way Back Wednesday

Choices

Who here thinks it is wise to get your car washed on Prospect after dark? Exactly.  WTF was this guy thinking?

Kenny Powers IS Darth Vader

Kenny Powers IS Darth Vader - STAR WARS Mashup (NSFW) - watch more funny videos

Almost Daily Link Blast

These could be some of the best links yet.

1.  Reason #1 to not leave the cable guy alone in your house.
2.  12 College Movies that taught us all life lessons.  Right that down.
3.  Emergency Kits for your average day. -LIFEHACK
4.  THIS IS A MUST READ - SEX & HYGIENE SURVEY IS IN (COLLEGE HUMOR)
5. Maxims Crappiest One Night Stand Winners 
6.  This could be the greatest political ad of all time.  Holy Crap this guy has balls.
7.  Adults take place in the worlds largest Dodge Ball game EVER.
8.  11 Things that you only do when you are drunk.
9.  Because Midgets Kick Ass - 25 awesome pics of midgets.
10.  The Breast Milk Diet......

BMX Rider vs. Kid on Blades.

Holy Crap that is funny.

HIT BY TRAIN AGAIN?

Could somebody please tell me how you get hit by a train while walking?  Do the rumbling earth, horn and loud noise not give you enough warning?  And don't train tracks typically mean that a train could come?

It's not like this thing sneaked up on this guy at a freaking intersection or ran a red light.

 This is Natural Selection at its finest