FILED UNDER "WHO GIVES A CRAP"

Anyone else sick of hearing about an earthquake that happened 2 states away? If you say you felt your house shake YOU ARE LYING! Wake me up when the streets are opening up, bridges are falling & people are dead..... Wait we already have that going on without the over hyped earthquake.

Get over yourselves people.

QUICK HITS - JOCO EDITION

RDM & TKC made an excellent (funny) observation regarding a recent blog post I made. Have I been to hard on the crap holes of KCK & KCMO? There is a good chance of that. He also pointed out that we the people of JOCO have problems too. After spending the morning talking to sources, digging up articles on line & talking to local police officials I have decided to put JOCO on notice.

1. Man excluded from block party due to length of grass.

2. Noise from kids playing causes disturbance at local BBQ.

3. Chamois scratches SUV!

4. High Def TV outage causes problems for locals in Leawood.

5. Maid Service threatened due to immigration crack down.

6. Over flow of high school grads out of JOCO a good thing?

7. Families fight over proper temp to serve wine at weekend dinner party!

8. SUV emissions by JOCO residents cause environmental risk for the urban core.

9. JOCO man walks into East Side gas station and uses debit card!

10 White driver pulled over on Prospect by KCMO police complains about racial profiling.

11. Yet another violent incident involving a putter at local Golf Course.

MO MURDA, MO MURDA, MO MURDA

Take the weekend off and all hell breaks loose. People in KCK & KCMO have got to hate Spring-Fall. While those of us living Americas Dream in the burbs chase off the occasional bee those in KCK & KCMO spend their time ducking knives, bullets, arson, car jackings, rape and the always popular home invasion.
Here are the weekend highlights.

1. Someone stumble on this poor dead bastard left to rot in the street.

2. This one tops it all off. KCK bartender killed.

3. Walking home at 6:30pm is suppose to be safe right? Not in KCMO.

4. Man avoids ticket by killing himself.

5. Putting a Sonic on Cleaver Blvd. was not exactly a smart business move.

A SLAP IN THE FACE TO VETERANS

WTF!

FUNNY SEX LAWS IN THE UNITED STATES

I just stumbled across this little gem over on Fox News. While this stuff is hilarious, it is further proof that we are a society with wayyyyyyyy too many laws.

KC METRO DROPS THE BALL ON CRIME

I was away from the computer, tv & radio for most of the day yesterday so I missed this little gem of a story. Anyways, I just came across a headline on KSHB's website this morning that was a little misleading to me, "Authorities hope to reduce startling statistics". I clicked on the link expecting to see them FINALLY discuss the violent crime that has been spiraling out of control in the metro and instead read a piece of crap discussion regarding cyclists, pedestrians & automobile accidents.

HOW FREAKING BLIND ARE THE MORONS IN CHARGE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT FOR THIS CITY.

I spoke with a friend in the KCMO police department last week and he told me that morale was low. I can only imagine what this PR stunt is doing for morale amongst the brave men & women that try to protect our streets.

What the hell is next, A BIKE RODEO!

FREEDOM ALERT!

Beware of this man. He is currently meeting with the socialist James Brady to push more anti gun legislation. We all know how effective gun legislation is right? All that you have to do is look at the streets of Kansas City and see all of the "legally purchased" weapons being used in the murders...........Exactly.

These socialist are missing the target on where the blame should go. How about the parents that raised the little psycho and the GOVERNMENT run agencies (state run mental health agencies, the state run university etc...) that turned the other cheek to this kids mental history. There is a reason that the state of Virginia just got done shelling out 11 million dollars, they dropped the ball.

Instead of going after gun rights they should be seeking to toughen admission standards into universities. Education is not an entitlement beyond grade 12.

KCK ALL AMERICAN CANDIDATE

In a season full of lofty stats and over achievers there is one man that has stood out so far in the 2008 Criminal Season. Not only did this guy stay in line with the knife trend BUT he pulled off the always tough triple stabbing. The always insightful reporters at the KC Red Star noted that an Argument was the cause of the stabbing........ Who would of come to that conclusion if it weren't for the brilliant reporting of Mike Rice? I hear a Pulitzer is in the works...

Enjoy this criminal while you can because he is currently being recruited by Compton, Detroit & D.C.

LIBERALS WANT TO KILL POOR PEOPLE

The tricks and ploys by the religious followers of the "Global Warming" hoax are killing poor people. They have made it so damn expensive to exist on this planet that only the wealthy will be able to afford food. HAHAHHAHA. HAHAHAHA. Seriously, this is funny.

A few links for your reading delight.

Food cost rising highest in 17 years.
No more food donations to Africa
Latin America faces famine
Biofuel is killing people
India is screwed
Food prices new priority for IMF

Thank you liberals. The tactics that you are utilizing to push your Green agenda if continued will be equal to that of a locust swarm.

QUICK HITS

1. American Traitor.

2. Once again liberalism hits schools. In order to protect the one weak kid of the group, tag has been eliminated from recess.

3. Are shell casings and crack pipes recyclable? If not then this KCK program is a waste of time.

4. If ever there was any doubt about how F***** Up KCK was, this should eliminate all doubts. THEY ARE NOW DOING DRIVE-BY SHOOTINGS ON BIKES! Once again our local criminals fight off high gas prices to provide us with our daily dose of violent crimes.

5. Maybe she wasn't house broken?

ONE STEP CLOSER TO COMMUNISM

On a daily basis there are groups of people in this country that are dead set on taking away your freedoms. It is safe to say that if you do anything in this country by choice, there is somebody out there that doesn't want you to do it. These groups of people are relentless. There is no limit to the tactics that they will try and lies that they will create to take away your freedom and civil liberty. Yet we stand back and do nothing as lawyers turn this country into 1950's Russia. Think I am kidding? Here is a short list of things off the top of my head.

1. Smoking
2. The type of car you drive
3. The amount of money that you earn that you are allowed to keep.
4. Guns
5. The air you breathe
6. What you are allowed to watch on TV
7. What you can and can not say on the radio
8. How your food is prepared
9. How much money you can contribute to a campaign
10. Taking away your property by the government (eminent domain)
11. Who you can hire
12. How you educate your children
13. Where & how you practice religion
14. The type of holiday decorations you can display
15. The counting of your vote
16. Where you get your medical care: THIS IS COMING SOON.
17. How long you can serve in office
18. How to run your business
19. What crops you can & can't grow
20. When & where you can talk on your phone.
21. What you can put on your lawn to kill bugs
22. How products are dispensed
23. How products are packaged
24. Where products are sold
25. What books can be read at school
26. What you can do with your music & movies
27. What you can say to someone
28. That you have to wear your seatbelt
29. Motorcycle helmet laws

It took me 3 minutes to come up with this list. I am am sure that if I were to "try" I could come up with close to 100. Now to the real reason for this post. I just read this story on the KC Red Stars front page. A BOTTLED WATER BAN is coming...Holy crap! I can't believe that our society is so easily fooled.

Don't go and blame government for this crap, look in the mirror first. You are allowing this to happen by empowering these ass clowns to tell you how to live. Are you incapable of surviving without Daddy (the government) there to tell you how to wipe your ass? Are you really that pathetic? GROW UP! Make your own decisions and let others make theirs. Disagreeing with someones choice is one thing, but passing laws that restrict that persons choice is another.

YOU ARE BEING LIED TOO!

It is not a nice day. Why is everyone saying that today? Don't fall for the bait & switch. The normal temp for this time of year is some where in the upper sixties, right now it is 45 degrees. The next time someone tells you that it is nice outside put up the middle finger and let them know that you will not be bamboozled.

QUICK HITS

1. The more this guy talks the worst it gets for Obama in the general election. Idiots like this do more damage to whatever "cause" they are pimping than good.

2. To cut back on the "Carbon print" that China created in slaughtering monks they are closing factories for 3 months.

3. A state full of gang bangers & former hippies doesn't understand how they have had an increase in STD's.... That would be like Japan wondering why it never wins gold in basketball at the summer Olympics.

4. Gang Bangers in Compton show off their new antiaircraft weapons.

5. Israel gives the finger to Carter. Now if only America would too.

6. Traffic to Independence, Mo meth houses should see a spike in sales due to the reopening of a bridge ahead of schedule. Was there any doubt that this would get done early?? Who the hell would want to stay in Independence any longer than needed.

7. I TOLD YOU! Kansas City is in the middle of an Arson craze that needs to be stopped before more firefighters get injured. This time another vacant home in KCK gets torched.

8. YET ANOTHER SUSPICIOUS FIRE in KCMO!

9. Due to the cold weather Gang Bangers in the metro choose to kill people from the comfort of their heated cars. Improvise, overcome, adapt.

THINGS THAT COULD ONLY HAPPEN IN KCMO

Where else in the metro can you find a dead body when pulling into work? Where else in the metro can this happen at a place of education. This poor bastard found one while pulling into the Learning Center on Cleavland today.

QUICK HITS

1. Is Obama trying to lose? This guy is saying some of the most ignorant crap I have ever come out of a socialist mouth.

2. YOU JUST KNEW THIS WAS COMING! High fuel costs are hurting the children...The liberal play book holds true once again. Anyone that buys into this "story" is a moron. School districts despite what they want you to believe are flush with cash. The problem is they are also full of corruption. Read the budgets that these districts are working with.

3. They should of named this Colorado kid "Lucky".

4. Got Church?

5. The act of throwing chickens at someone while pissed off will forever be known as "Going Wal Mart".

6. So they are actually college students working for tuition money.....

7. Native Americans heard the same thing last time someone called a Pilgrim came to America.

8. Bill CLinton hates Hillary.