Tuesday, November 04, 2008
HILLARY CLINTON HAS NO SHAME
Here you see the formally important Hillary Clinton breaking campaign laws for a man that she hates. She will do anything for money.
Monday, November 03, 2008
BLOG CLOSED
This blog will be closed until Wednesday afternoon. I will be spending the next two days preparing my riot survival kit and plotting my looting route. If you are in need of survival tips or want something picked up while looting let me know. I will still answer emails and comments.
Sunday, November 02, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
KCMO CONTINUES TO BE STUPID
First you fund stadiums for two teams who haven't won crap in decades, you over spend on a crappy school system, you can't walk down the street without getting shot or stabbed and now you are about to approve BLIGHT Rail. This amusement park ride that goes nowhere cracks me up. The only thing it will be good for is for transporting criminals from one part of hell to the other.
And you wonder why all of JOCO thinks you guys are jokes?
COMMENT OF THE WEEK
This one takes the cake
killacitymo4life has left a new comment on your post "TOP TEN KCMO SCHOOLS VS PRISON": Leave our schools alone! Yes they are awful, but only because conceited JOCO citizens like yourself would rather complain than help. Go to hell!
Since it was an old post that this comment took place on I thought I would share it with you.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
I ENDORSE
Since everyone seems to be endorsing candidates in the blog sphere it is time to throw my hat in the ring.
I ENDORSE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT.
I have been working hard for far too long and could use a nice 4 year break. I won't have to worry about money, health insurance, losing my house, asteroids hitting the earth, crime, crossing the red sea etc.. under Obama.
I look forward to receiving the seeds from the government to plant my money tree in my backyard.
Thanks in advance for the vacation!
QUICK HITS
The stories that JOCOians are talking about today while thanking god that they don't live in KCMO.
1. You gotta love cheap gas. On a side note, where did all the Global Warming trolls go that use to send me emails regarding the price of gas? Probably trying to sell their "smart" car.
2. You have nothing to worry about here. Sure Cuba and Russia are strengthening their ties but if Obama is elected they will see us as a communist ally.
3. If you are too cheap to buy your kid a Halloween costume then you must live in KCMO. Rumor has it that Funkhouser is going to be a successful mayor for Halloween. Nobody will ever figure it out.
4. JOCO get Six million dollars to tear down blighted homes. Buh Bye NOJOCO.
5. I have never understood how homeless people have the time to collect cans, steal copper, beg for change etc... to get their drug fix yet don't have the same work ethic to maintain a roof over their head. These poor bastards OD'd in a Lawrence homeless "campground". Is that a KOA camp?
6. M16's for sale in Kansas. Nice. We can now protect ourselves for the upcoming invasion by KCMO residents looking for a better life in our county.
7. KCMO schools offering field trips into the Ghetto. How embarrassing would it be if you were a kid and one of these trips took place in your neighborhood. You would have to be a dumbass to sign that permission slip.
8. You gotta hand it to the muslims and the "honor killing" of their kids.
9. Who the hell gives an 8 year old a loaded Uzi?
10. The return of school shootings
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