Monday, January 19, 2009
THE INDEPENDENCE TRIFECTA
Unlike the race track, the odds of three people getting shot in Independence over a weekend are pretty good.
CONSERVATIVE GRAPEVINE
I would like to thank the good people at the Conservative Grapevine for making my site their site of the day. If you haven't been there you need to check it out.
HOSTILE TAKE OVER OF THE METRO!
For now on I believe that it is in the best interest of the Metro area to no longer be known as the Kansas City Metro area. I don't think I am going out on a limb by saying that the label is embarrassing and even damaging for us. Do we really want to be associated with a city that has high crime, terrible schools, high unemployment, a crappy Mayor, an even crappier City Counsel, last Place sports teams etc...........?
HELL NO.
So for now on I suggest that we call ourselves the JOCO Metro area. This should enable us to attract more businesses and residents.
CYA KC!
QUICK HITS
Top 10 stories that you morons need to read today.
1. 4 years is a lot longer than Flash Gordon had to save the world from a climate disaster.
2. Buffett does his best to calm down investors by calling this economy the new Pearl Harbor.
3. The only Emanuel that I trust is under 4 feet tall and use to call his mother maam. Anyone trusting this guy is foolish.
4. Further proof that McCain was the wrong choice by the Republican Party.
5. Cosmetic companies do their part to rid us of ugly women.
6. How the hell do you fall asleep while flying a freaking helicopter????????
7. Democrats trying to help once again trash the people that they targeted. Maybe I should consider myself lucky that democrats hate White men.
8. I can't wait for us to go to war with these bastards and then invading Canada.
9. Have you ever seen a man more full of himself? Holy Crap this guy is dangerous.
10. KCMO attempt to cure obesity..........
Friday, January 16, 2009
STUPID THINGS I HEARD TODAY
1. Is it cold outside?
2. How is traffic?
3. Is it slick out there?
4. Did it take you longer to get to ____________?
5. Do you think my car will be cold?
QUICK HITS & THE WIRE
1. Did anyone expect to see a KCMOSD school listed when they read this headline?
2. Even the Strip Clubs in Kansas give back in order for KCMO kids to get presents at Christmas.
3. Grandview is slipping further in further down the safe place to live list. Shootings in front of schools typically doesn't increase property value.
4. Even more locals brain washed by Barry.
5. A place worst to live than KCMO.
6. Remember when Madonna was kinda hot?
7. Mexican police department learned policing techniques by watching COLORS.
8. ATTENTION MEN: SUPER PMS. This is no joke.
9. They need to make snow tires for wheelchairs
10. Obama believes that scaring the crap out of you will help the economy.
KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN
I almost feel sorry for the poor bastards stranded on the other side of the border. The leadership that they currently have MIGHT be the worst these parts have seen since well, General Custer.
Think about this for a minute. Let us say that you live in a community with increased violent crime and arsonist setting vacants on fire every night. If you were the leader of this community which of the following would you do for the police and fire departments.
a. Keep funding the same but make leadership changes
b. Increase funding and make leadership changes.
c. Increase funding and give leadership one more chance with more resources
d. CUT FUNDING FROM THE PROGRAMS WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED MOST
Seriously, if you are still living in KCMO wake the F UP. Leave, run, walk, crawl, charter a blimp, purchase a burrow DO SOMETHING and get out of that place.
THE THINGS YOU LEARN ON THIS HERE INTERNET
Until I read this story I didn't think that Spring Hill had electricity( based off of the people that I have met from there). Good for them. Next stop indoor plumbing
Thursday, January 15, 2009
QUICK HITS - EARLY UPDATE.
1. Things are so bad in KCMO that the residents have started robbing the post office. Is it possible to put a stamp on lay a way?
2. KCMO throws in the towel on violent crime and spends extra money on fighting traffic. It is good to see the leadership of that community finally realizing that in order to stop murders they must arrest people speeding.
3. KCMO's soultion to economic problems is to "tax suberbinites at attractions like the zoo". If that is the case they are really screwed. Why would any self respecting JOCOian pay extra to go to that crappy zoo. More on this further down.
4. In related news the Nelson Art Gallery is going to have to start laying people off. If you are facing a budget crunch it makes sense for the leadership in your city to make the attractions more expensive.
5. Anyone else think its funny that the biggest bad ass in KCMO is a chick?
6. Thank god for the city Union Mission. Could you imagine sleeping outside in this weather?
BIRD vs PLANE..........
You would think that airplanes MIGHT be designed to handle hitting birds. But to believe that you must also believe that most people posses common sense and a 1st grade education.
THE SOLUTION TO OUR BUDGET WOES ARE SO SIMPLE
That's right, weed. Now that the government is writing trillion dollar checks like its nothing we may need to think about how it is that we plan on paying it back.
To me the answer is simple, legalize marijuana and the tax it like cigs. This will do two things, increase revenue streams coming into the government and save us money in law enforcement.
Like Redman says "Legalize and I will advertise"
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