QUICK HITS - THE FIRST UNDER THE OBAMA DICTATORSHIP

ALL HAIL THE MESSIAH

1. Obama has trouble taking Oath....

2 I have no idea who this chick is but it seems to be a big deal that she is in Playboy.
3. More tears from liberal media outlets.

4. Obama not extreme enough for liberals. ARE THESE PEOPLE EVER HAPPY??????????????

5. Obamas secret police hard at work on day 1.

6. Vatican Tube coming to a URL near you. I can't wait for the first installment of Pope bloopers.

7. Wasn't there a story in the bible that dealt with this subject matter?

8. NEWMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. You might be a Loser if you read Claire's twitter.

10. Pizza Hut almost goes Jim Jones on church goers.

AMERICAN IDOL BIKINI GIRL

Finally some news about this chick. It appears that Hooters in other towns actually have attractive women. Good luck finding this gal at a JOCO METRO area hooters.

OBAMA RIDS US OF KENNEDY & BYRD?

If this is true you couldn't ask more out of a president on his first day. I may actually have "hope" now. I can only hope that he eats lunch with Pelosi and Frank next.

TUCKER TUESDAYS

GLENN BECK SHOW TONIGHT

Make sure you check out his new show tonight. This guy is the most realistic conservative voice out there.

SILENCE OF THE BIDEN

You gotta dig the fact that Biden treats his wife just as poorly as he did Clinton and the Gov in the election

Daniela Hantuchova HOT ?

FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT

I have put together a few videos from the greatest comedians of all time regarding black presidents. It is interesting to listen to these guys said in the past as tomorrow we make history.
CONGRATS MR. OBAMA NOW WHERE IS MY CHECK!

CHAPPELLE - FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT

RICHARD PRYOR - 1ST BLACK PRESIDENT

EDDIE MURPHY - FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT

CHAPPELLE - BLACK BUSH

THE INDEPENDENCE TRIFECTA

Unlike the race track, the odds of three people getting shot in Independence over a weekend are pretty good.

CONSERVATIVE GRAPEVINE

I would like to thank the good people at the Conservative Grapevine for making my site their site of the day. If you haven't been there you need to check it out.

HOSTILE TAKE OVER OF THE METRO!

For now on I believe that it is in the best interest of the Metro area to no longer be known as the Kansas City Metro area. I don't think I am going out on a limb by saying that the label is embarrassing and even damaging for us. Do we really want to be associated with a city that has high crime, terrible schools, high unemployment, a crappy Mayor, an even crappier City Counsel, last Place sports teams etc...........?

HELL NO.

So for now on I suggest that we call ourselves the JOCO Metro area. This should enable us to attract more businesses and residents.

CYA KC!