Bad enough for a man to off himself. No reason has been given yet but I am sure once he came to grips with the fact that he will never make it to JOCO and reside in KCK his whole life he figured why live.. Poor Bastard.
Friday, January 23, 2009
HOW BAD IS KCK?
Bad enough for a man to off himself. No reason has been given yet but I am sure once he came to grips with the fact that he will never make it to JOCO and reside in KCK his whole life he figured why live.. Poor Bastard.
QUICK HITS - FREAKY FRIDAY EDITION
1. Will muslims look the other way when Obama kills muslims? I thought that dems thought that killing terrorists is the reason we got attacked...
2. Environmental wackos only care about "global warming" when it is convenient and they need they are out of thing to bitch about.
3. This would be a great idea for a prison movie.
4. Obama is clueless when it comes to Israel.
5. British man give you tips on how to handle facebook conflicts with your wife.
6. Does Obama have the temperment to handle the stress of the job?
7. Did the Chinese government run the Obama innagurarion?
8. Whats the deal with Asains in Virginia? This time the weapon of choice is a ginsu knive to behead someone. That doesn't sound like a quick and painless death.
9. When this guy is done with Kosovo maybe he can help out KCMO, that is if he is up to the challenge.
10. John McCain starring in THE SELLOUT.
THE OBAMA PLAN
The Obama plan to deal with detainees at Gitmo seems like an even more brilliant idea after reading this story. I hope that Obama can live with himself if one of the guys he cuts loose ends up killing thousands of Americans.
MISSOURI INBREEDERS
Those of us that live in JOCO have suspected Missourians of inbreeding for decades. Here is some more proof to back up our theory.
THE SICK BASTARD THAT DID THIS NEEDS TO BE SENT TO GITMO BEFORE IT CLOSES
THE SICK BASTARD THAT DID THIS NEEDS TO BE SENT TO GITMO BEFORE IT CLOSES
WORLD OF NERF
If you cant take advantage of kids with short attention spans or dyslexia then who can you take advantage of? Its not like this team was some special olympics team out there, these were kids with ADD not physical limitations.
If you can't compete don't field a team.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
KCMO IS BEHIND THE TIMES
While KCMO puts up traffic cams other cities, states and counties start taking them down.
The next thing to come out of KCMO city hall will be Rickshaws instead of blight rail.
The next thing to come out of KCMO city hall will be Rickshaws instead of blight rail.
300
Interesting that both of these animal stories deal with 300 animals.
1. 300 roosters and some pitbulls MIGHT be a sign that something illegal is going on.
2. 300 rats left on the side of the ride resorted to cannibalism. AWESOME.
THE TONGI BOMBER.
It is always the quiet little towns that breed the wannabe bombers. This time the yute was in 6th grade and handy with M-80 powder. Nothing says WT more than your kid bringing explosives to school.
PORN AT THE WORK PLACE
For the longest time I have been wondering why the uneducators at the KCMOSD were willing to work with out a contract. Turns out it was for porn. That's right, porn watching in the classroom.
This crap writes itself.
THE WIRE
1. KCMO + PCP = Naked man hiding under bridge.. Sounds like a good place to raise a family.
2. It is one thing to waste your time robbing a tannery once but to do it twice? How much freaking money could one of those joints have in them?
3. With the temperatures warming up you knew it was only a matter of time before a dead body surfaced from beneath the ice in KCMO.
4. Short and Small robs Big and Tall in OP. Tip: If a man that is neither big or tall walks into your fatman store you MIGHT want to keep your eyes on him.
5. "Suspicious vehicle tipped them off", I guess it wasnt full of bullet holes and sitting on 20's.
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