JOCO SOB

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

BEAUTY PAGENT IRONY - Rachael Ramonas

It turns out the Miss Conn's Outstanding Teen award winner likes to throw huge parties. Now I don't see anything wrong with that at all as long as none of them are driving.

BUT

I ran across this little tidbit while looking for a picture of her

She will also be working with Mothers Against Drunk Driving throughout her year of service.

That makes it blog worthy.

DOWTOWN KCK

What does it say about your downtown area when the leaders of your school district are too afraid to build down there? FREAKING HILARIOUS!

GUEST SPEAKER HIRED TO READ KCMO CRIME STATS FOR 2008

He may be the only one able to spin this big of stat cooking

KEITH OBERMAN/ CHRIS MATHEWS IS A RACIST

What other reason is there for him to say "Oh God" just for the guy walking out? Will the NAACP take this up? How about Al Sharpton?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

JOCO ENTERS THE EXPORTING BIZ

If you are an illegal and you get arrested in the great land of JOCO don't plan on passing go and forget about collecting $200.

BREAKING NEWS IN THE NORTH EAST PART OF TOWN.

Kids play with blocks....Yes, apparently kids playing with wooden blocks is newsworthy for the north east.

If they upgrade to Legos we will let you know. Stay tuned for new data as it comes in

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS NO CLUE

Why would they schedule a workshop to prevent home foreclosures in the middle of the work week during working hours? Wouldn't it be better for these people to be working to save their homes?

QUICK HITS - PIMPS UP HO'S DOWN

Top 1o stories that others will be posting about later in some fashion. Just remember that the only opinion on the internet is mine.

1. Pimping is Easy in Arizona. Fyi, these could be the ugliest two chicks in America that aren't named Pelosi or Odonell

2. The Gaza strip is getting $900 million dollars to prevent it from looking like the East Side of KCMO.

3. Teacher kidnaps kid for a sexual field trip. I guess she forgot to get the permission slip signed.

4. There are actually sick bastards out there that think the death of a little girl is something to mock and laugh at.

5. One chick gets her face eaten by a chimp and now we need federal laws agains chimp ownership?

6. Mexico is so dangerous that political figures are moving their families to the USA for protection...

7. California tax dollars wasted once again. This time the extremely smart people in cali have been paying for kids that speak spanish to learn spanish......

8. George Clooney is considered a foreign policy expert to Obama.

9. American Tax dollars are now going towards the retraining of the liberal media...

10. Playstation is hurting our wussified kids.

WAS IT AN XBOX OR XBOX 360?

That item is left out of the story here yet it is an important piece of the case. If it was for a 360 I could see the reason for the crime. If it was for a regular xbox the guy should plead insanity.

No family should go with out a 360.

AWESOME SLIDE SHOW

I just stumbled across this little gem of a link on KSHB's website. It is a slide show of some Metro area mugshots. You need to check out the picture of the first dude. Holy crap that guy got jacked.

BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU ALL

Today after reading this story I was saddened for married men every where. I was not aware that sex could be withheld longer than it is for us, but I guess I was wrong. Is there anywhere left that this economic disaster doesn't affect us?

Lucky for us that FOX news understands our pain. Consider this your bedroom stimulus package...I am sure that just like the economic stimulus package it will not help those of us that really need it......

TUCKER TUESDAYS

1. I find it hard to believe that the police didn't find anyone worth arresting in a KCK home.

2. 6 year old girls aren't safe at school in Wichita.
3. Another man gets an East Side face lift this weekend.

4. You can send them home but the dope dealers will come right back in.

5. Barney Fife joined the East Patrol division over the weekend.

6. 11pm on Central avenue? Your lucky that you only got stabbed.

7. Even crazier, a woman was out at 3:30 am on the streets in the East Side and got shanked