Thursday, March 26, 2009
QUICK HITS - RE-UP
You can all relax. I am back today to infrom, guide, find and alert you to what is going on in the world today. I know that many of you with ADD were forced to read long rants by some bloggers that could of been summed up in 2 or 3 sentences. I apologize. I am back on my JOCO corner slanging conservatism to all you addicts.
1. Dumb is being investigated by Dumber.
2. Obamas Aunt is fighting the fact that she shouldn't be in this country. Can we please remove her from the welfare list of our country? Why the hell are my tax dollars going to buy her illegal ass Gov Cheese and Peanut Butter?
3. How does one get charged with child porn when its their body that they are taking pictures of? Are they going to remove all the mirrors from her house too?
4. Obamas compassion has no limits. Instead of helping his hut living brother out he ditches his ass and lets him catch cholera.
5. Could you imagine the fat ass city employees of KCMO going without an elevator?
6. Pakistanis make crappy allies.
7. British Scientist are spending their time finding a cure for being gay.....
8. Russian models are hot. That is all.
9. GPS replaces common sense for some.
10. Applebees sucks no matter what city you are in .
THE WIRE - THE WAY OF THE GUN
I would like to take this time to remind the drive by shooters of the metro that they are not allowed to cross 119th street. This rule benefits both parties. 1. We the people of SOJOCO don't have to worry about getting shot while sleeping. 2. If you shoot people or at people North of 119th street the police really don't care. That is all.
1. Shots fired at a house on 157th street. That's right, 157tth street. Time to form a posse.
2. Cops shoot man on Charlotte
3. Anyone else find it funny that an inner city apartment complex is called Homestead? KCMO man shot and killed on his homestead.
4. KCMO thieves like cheap ass phones. after he attempts to go Menace II Society on them. Oh yeah, the dude died.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
DRUGS OR MONEY- KISS MY ASS JUNKIE
I have no idea why it has taken this long for this to happen. Finally we can kick the crackheads to the curb and use tax payer money for people that are actually productive.
THE WIRE
1. After reading this story there might be an opportunity to market a Kevlar Bra in KCMO.
2. KU needs to consider raising it out of state tuition.
3. $50 and two bottles of booze make this guy the wealthiest man on Charlotte.
4. Props to the students of Ruskin & Hickman for keeping it real.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
THE GREAT ONE
Here is the chance for you (the clueless) to learn something. Mark Levin might just be the best conservative speaker in the country right now. Buy it, Read it, Listen to it, Learn it.
OLATHE KIDS ARE SOFT
Who the hell are these kids? This is the type of crap that people make fun of JOCO for. Have fun dealing with real life when you get there softies.
THE WIRE-RAT-A-TAT-TAT
A little rain and wind and you hardcore villains go into hiding. If you want to beat last years record then you cant sit inside and watch Katie Horner predict the end of your Housing Project.
Then again you know that the NE area is pretty hardcore and the folks in their would be shooting people if an Asteroid was heading to earth. Just ask this chick.
Monday, March 23, 2009
$1000
For $1000 a month you can pay rent for a house on Prospect. THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE RIGHT?????? Well no, it turns out that all of the houses in the hood are running for that much.
Anyone smell corruption? Fraud? Screwing Over? Does this story have legs?
Anyone smell corruption? Fraud? Screwing Over? Does this story have legs?
Kathleen Sebelius robs blind people!
First Obama makes fun of special olympians and now the gov is out to rob from the blind. GO DEMS GO.
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