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Monday, March 30, 2009

BOYCOTT GOVERNMENT MOTORS

BUY FORD. PUT THE GOVERNMENT RUN MOTOR COMPANY OUT OF BUSINESS

SHAKE UP IN THE TOP 10

Grumpy Old Fart is replacing Life in SOJOCO (he has vanished).

Remember folks, my top ten list is the only unbias blog ranking in the JOCO metro area.

SHANNON & PARKS: WORST RADIO IN KC

The show is absolutely terrible. There is nothing worst than hearing two guys who have had a local show in the 28th market rip successful show hosts. For 2 weeks all that they did was criticize Rush Limbaugh and this week its Glenn Beck's time.

Pathetic.

OBAMA MOTORS

Pictured above is a secret photo of the first Obama Car. This car is the only one that was able to meet the new emissions requirements put in place by the government.

KCK CRIMINALS GONE WILD

I think that the city of KCK should sell a "BEST OF" DVD at the end of each year to help cover the cost of these things. Hell KCK residents would buy 2 of them so that they could watch it twice.

DEAD BODY #2

KCMO IS EN FUEGO

HO'S FOR FOOD

I hope she was getting more than a 6 piece.

UNEARTH HOUR

I have decided to start fighting back about the carbon worshiping idiots of this country. Since one hour was suppose to help the planet so much (what a joke) then lets flip the script on these hairy armpit chicks. I give you UNEARTH HOUR. For one hour every month we will do all that we can do to show the brainless drones on the left that a cow can fart and the planet will still be hear.

So for one hour I want you to do the following

1. Start your car and let it run. Roll the windows down and crank up the AC.

2. Light a charcoal grill in the backyard and throw on some chemicaly enhanced cow meat.

3. Turn all the lights in your house on. And then sit out on the deck.

4. Even if you don't smoke, light up a big fat Cigar.

5. Turn on the plasma screen and leave the room.