Today I will be starting a new segment in the blog called "Cage Match Friday". In this section I will put two people that have been in the media lately up against each other in a battle to the death.
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Friday, April 24, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
THE WIRE - THE UMM joco EDITION
Blue Valley remains safe while old JOCO edges closer to WYCO status. Blue Valley County sounds pretty damn good right now.
1. The ghetto of PV is home to a child porn collector. Remember when PV was nice?
2. Last months wild west bank robbery in Lenexa gets even messier.
3. 3 more whores have been taken off the mean streets of Overland Park. Side note: What the hell is Whore #3 doing with the other two. Most whores are ugly but that one is damn ugly. Is she the bait and switch model?
JAMAICANS HATE TAXES
WTF is this all about? I thought that conservatives in America were the only people in the world that didn't feel that paying high taxes was a good thing.
What does it say about our President when blunted out Jamaicans have better economic policies than he does?
LARRY KING GETS OFF ON PALIN DAUGHTER
What is with this creepy old man asking for details on the sex between Palins kid and the WT kid? Holy crap.
UPDATES THIS AFTERNOON
Sorry but the war against socialism in America has many fronts and this one will have to wait until this afternoon. Remember to run like hell if you see an Acorn official coming your way!!!!!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
MIRROR IMAGES
How timely is this story! It appears that Chavez is using the justice system to lock up rival leaders or people that don't agree with him. Didn't Obama say he was about to do the same thing?
KCMO CITY EMPLOYEES NEED A HUG
Don't these people sound like a bunch of 5 year old girls? Whaaa!! Im not getting patted on the back enough. Whaaa!! I couldn't cut it in a non city job but the working conditions here are terrible. Whaaa!
You morons work for the city. What do you want recognition for? Overspending? Overstaffing? Ability to get paid for 40 hours but work 20? You work for one of the crappiest, worst run , most corrupt citys in the nation and YOU WANT AN ATTA BOY!
Go dig a ditch and STFU!
QUESTION
This question is to those that put Jesus bobble heads on their dashboards. Is one enough or do you sometimes feel the need to put a dozen of them up there? The reason I ask is that today while on Central Ave I saw a woman driving a minivan with a min of 12 Jesus's on her dash.
INCOMPETENCE DERBY
Janet Napolitano increased her lead over the rest of the pack in the race to become the most ignorant person in Washington with her recent insults lobbed at the Canadians. Napolitano could lap Hillary Clinton by the close of the day and focus on Joe Biden.
LOCAL GAS STATIONS SUCK(except QT)
How many of you have been pulling into gas stations in JOCO lately that either don't have gas, can't take credit cards or havent stocked their shelves in 4 months? Typically I am a QT guy so this isnt a problem but there are times that I need a carwash so I fill up someplace else and can't believe this crap.
Does Popeyes run out of Chicken? Do clothing stores offer to sell you milk but can't sell you clothing?
I for one will no longer go into a Shell Station. These could be the worst of them all. Take your act to WYCO or KCMo where they expect this type of service.
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