BUY BLACK? WTF?

Holy crap! Can someone please tell me how this crap isn't racist. Could you imagine people starting a "buy white" movement?

This country gets more F'd up each and everyday that goes by as Obamas friends get more and more behind the scenes power.

WHY PAY?

Why in the hell are we still paying for Social Security? Lets face it, most of us that are still working are never going to see a dime of this yet the government continues to steal from our paychecks. What are we paying for exactly?

There needs to be a cutoff age established and a closing of this program. Example; If you were born before 1959 you should still contribute and receive your Social Security benefits. Anyone born after that should be left the hell alone.

SAD DAY FOR CRIME

It is a bad day for everyone when mafia families are having their homes foreclosed on. We use to be a country that allowed organized crime to grow and thrive in order to restrict criminal activities in our cities. Now we foreclose their homes, put them in prisons and smear their good names.

Can any of you honestly say that you are safer without the Mafia than you were with the Mafia? The answer is no!.

NANNY STATE GROWTIH

This one MIGHT take the cake. Your friendly socialist leaders plan on taxing SODA POP because it is considered unhealthy. If this happens there will be no stop to it. These bastards want to control what you eat, drink, drive, think and live. They use fear, intimidation, taxes and environmental scare tactics to get this done.

Do people really like having the government have this control over their lives?

PIMPING OF DAUGHTERS IN JOCO

It has started! This weekend was the first weekend that I have seen JOCO girls being pimped for school fund raising. You know what I am talking about. The teenage girls dressed in bikini tops and boy shorts standing on corners wanting to wash your car for free. This isn't a new thing by any means but it is still funny as hell when you break it down.

Parents/Schools need money for activities and equipment

The participants in these activities are attractive women that under most circumstances just looking at them could get you 20 years in prison.

Parents don't want to dip into their wine fund to send Brittany to Cheer Camp.

Parents get with school officials and offer to have their girls stand on corners barely dressed begging for money.

Middle aged men pull into parking lot and get car washed by other less attractive girls.

Middle aged man feels guilty for the enjoyment he gets from this free car wash and decides to make a donation.

Parents/Coaches/Teachers come up to middle aged man and take money and thank him for drooling over their kid.

If this crap happened in any other county besides JOCO the FBI would be conducting raids and linking this to craigslist. God Bless JOCO.

POLLING THE OBVIOUS

I always love it when polls come out stating the obvious. We are being told that the great depression is here YET they felt it necessary to take a poll about peoples vacation plans this year. The answer is shocking, FEWER PEOPLE ARE GOING ON VACATION THIS YEAR!

WELL NO CRAP!

MICHIGAN CHAINSAW MASSACRE

If your wife complains about how she spent mothers day let her read this story.

DUMB B!T**

That sums it up

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY - TIMBERLAKE

HOLY CRAP THATS FUNNY

jennifer love hewitt

KCWIRED.COM WEEKEND PLANNER

As mentioned last week, Cinco De Mayo has come and gone. However, Crown Center is going to give everyone who missed it a chance to catch up on all the Latin culture you can take. Starting at around noon today until 11, CC will celebrate the 10^th annual Fiesta Kansas City which will feature Latin music as in…a cookah rocha ah cookah a rocha!…. and food and dancing. I expect it to be a lot of fun as usual and weather could not be any better!

For you old timers out there, Fleetwood Mac is performing at the Sprint Center tonight. I’m sure they will put on a good show. The perfect night would entail eating at Margarita’s on SW BLVD and drinking their namesake until show time. Oh and tickets are through TicketMaster.

Got kids? Check out Deanna Farmstead in South Overland Park. It is a very nice setting, in a great part of town with many restaurants and a movie theatre nearby. It is free and open daily.

Have a killer weekend..Oh and by the way, according to Myth Busters, penny’s do not screw up breathalyzers! No wonder!

Peace,

www.kcwired.com

EMINEM

HOW DANGEROUS IS THE EAST SIDE?

Even the turtles are scared.

RED LIGHT CAMERAS IN LOW INCOME AREAS

Do not be fooled KCMO residents. If you think that these cameras are only going to be used for handing out tickets you are a moron. Notice where these things are going up. Anything interesting about it? The main purpose is going to be the babysititng of high crime areas if they hand a ticket that is just a plus.

LIAR, LIAR

THIS ELITIST THINKS THAT YOU ARE STUPID!