Wednesday, May 27, 2009
THE WIRE - Giving Credit
If the city isn't going to do anything about all the murders can we at least get the gang affiliations mentioned? I would like to know who is in the lead, who is shooting at a high average and which gangs are this years dark horses to take the lead.
There is no reason that we cant exploit gang banging for profit!
1. Belmont is making a strong showing this year in murders. I may have to add the street to my Top 10.
2. Do not get this confused with the government caring. Seatbelt enforcement laws are nothing more than ways to generate revenue.
3. The shooter in this east side shooting will be spending some much needed time working on his aim.
4. Further proof that West side gangs are no match for the East side.
AMERICANS THAT HATE OUR COUNTRY
HOW IN THE HELL DOES THIS CRAP HAPPEN? How is our own flag considered OFFENSIVE on our own SOIL? You have been in our country for 14 years YET it offends you?
I hope that this womans daughter bitch slaps you when she gets back from Iraq.
I hope that this womans daughter bitch slaps you when she gets back from Iraq.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
TWITTER TAKE 2
Ok I tried the twitter thing a while back(4 posts in one day) and didn't like it BUT I give everything a 2nd chance so I am starting it again ( almost a year later)
https://twitter.com/jocosob
https://twitter.com/jocosob
THE WIRE - AK-47 IS THE TOOL, DONT MAKE ME
How long will it be before the mayor of KCMO is laying wreaths at the tomb of the unkown gang banger?
1. KCMO residents believe that living close to the Plaza is safe.. That is unless you are a woman.
2. AK47's in the KCMO streets could be dangerous if the idiots shooting them knew how to aim. 3 wounded.
3. Wichita girls are easily fooled into turning tricks.
4. Two little girls stabbed to death in Nevada.
5. Trickle Down. After the sexual assaults at KCMO public school you knew that it would end up hitting the daycare circuit.
Friday, May 22, 2009
QUICK HITS - STAYCATION
If you tell someone that YOU are taking a staycation you might be a douchebag.
1. Female Pedos continue to cash in
2. Does Pelosi actually expect us to believe her over the CIA?
3. Brokeback Penguin is now required reading in Cali
4. Natural beauty is a rare thing in Hollywood. Damn! Some of these chicks are just nasty.
5. Your burger may kill you this weekend.
6. Women can't understand why their husbands rather watch ESPN than have sex with them... I will avoid commenting on this one.
7. CNN asks if your state has the best BBQ...HELL NO! TENN has the best.
8. Finally the government has an official stance about Peeing in the Pool.
9. I am not in favor of cock fighting but to make it a felony? Come on.
10. Fed Bank finally reads book on basic economics.
OP BLIGHT MAKES NATIONAL NEWS
I would like to thank a reader for finding this nice little gem in todays news. The vacancy of Metcalf South is now giving our great city a black eye at a National Level.
KCMOSD START THE SPIN
"The Kansas City, Missouri School District remains committed to proving a safe, healthy and nurturing learning environment." form KCTV5
Remains? When did they start providing a safe, healthy and nurturing environment?
Remains? When did they start providing a safe, healthy and nurturing environment?
I POD POLITICS - Hate Mail
I love reader email and comments. As time has gone by it seems that I am getting more and more hate mail from both Republicans and Democrats so I feel that I am right on message since both parties suck right now. The email I got this morning though MIGHT just be one of the funniest things I have received lately. There is actually a BV class of 86 drop in it and some other pretty funny "attacks"
Let me get this straight.............
1. Terrorism is at our door steps
2. The government is dictating salaries to private industries.
3. The government is taking over the Auto Industry.
4. The government is taking over the Banking Industry
5. The government is getting set to take over Health Care.
6. The methods used to protect our country from terrorist for the past 7 years are about to be undone.
7. Governemnt spending is out of control.
8. The leaders of the Socialist party are getting ready to tax everything they can INCLUDING THE AIR YOU BREATHE so that they can dictate your behaviors
9. The redistribution of wealth through class warfare is dividing our country and penalizing achievers.
10. Our countries economy is in the tank
and I get the following email titled "Disappointed"
I CANT BELIEVE IOWAHAWK PUT YOUR LINK ON HIS WEBSITE. VERY DISAPPOINTED. I TOO GREW UP IN JOCO AND WENT TO BV 1986 GRAD, AND FIND THAT YOU HAVE WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS, DO YOU WORK?THE MAIN REASON I WILL TELL OTHERS NOT TO VISIT YOUR SITE IS SIMPLY THATYOU, AS A "CONSERVATIVE" THINK THAT M & M IS OK, WHAT A LEFT NUT!MABYE YOU MIGHT MAKE IT TO 70,000 VISITORS BY THE YEARS END.......
My response to Mr. Douchebag.
Dear sir,
I would kindly appreciate it if you could send me a list of music, movies, TV shows, books, radio stations and porn sites that you approve of. I lost my way there for a moment and I apologize. You see I thought that being a conservative meant that you were for freedom of speech and choice without the government stepping in and restricting your behaviors. I know that those are some of the things that I love about this country and made me want to serve our nation in the Marine Corp.
Clearly after reading your email I was wrong.
If your ideals were advanced we would simply have a whole different set of restrictions put in place by the government. The only difference would be that these would be based off of what you like. No thank you. I like a variety of music from different eras and genres. Something tells me that you are only into Hymnals and Christian Rock. I like Hip Hop and Classic Rock always have and always will. As long as the artist don't go Dixe Chick on me, Im fine with it. If a track is too extreme for me, I hit next. It is simple and a freedom that I enjoy.
In the future I would appreciate it if you would title your emails "Thank You" and "I'm Sorry". You should be apologizing to all conservatives for hiding your fascist ideals behind our new conservative movement. You are socialism in a different mask and our movement does not need you.
Kiss My Ass,
JOCO SOB.
Dear sir,
I would kindly appreciate it if you could send me a list of music, movies, TV shows, books, radio stations and porn sites that you approve of. I lost my way there for a moment and I apologize. You see I thought that being a conservative meant that you were for freedom of speech and choice without the government stepping in and restricting your behaviors. I know that those are some of the things that I love about this country and made me want to serve our nation in the Marine Corp.
Clearly after reading your email I was wrong.
If your ideals were advanced we would simply have a whole different set of restrictions put in place by the government. The only difference would be that these would be based off of what you like. No thank you. I like a variety of music from different eras and genres. Something tells me that you are only into Hymnals and Christian Rock. I like Hip Hop and Classic Rock always have and always will. As long as the artist don't go Dixe Chick on me, Im fine with it. If a track is too extreme for me, I hit next. It is simple and a freedom that I enjoy.
In the future I would appreciate it if you would title your emails "Thank You" and "I'm Sorry". You should be apologizing to all conservatives for hiding your fascist ideals behind our new conservative movement. You are socialism in a different mask and our movement does not need you.
Kiss My Ass,
JOCO SOB.
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