Wednesday, June 03, 2009
THE WIRE - GET YOURSELF A GUN
1.. There was a time when jackers took pride in what they did and studied the craft to ensure swift results. Nowadays well.......
2. East Side street fights are turning medieval .
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
TILLER OVER REACTION
Can someone please tell me why the murder of a freaking abortion doctor is getting this much coverage? People lighting candles on the plaza? Give me a break you freaking idiots. There is NOTHING special about this guy, NOTHING. Get over yourselves drama queens.
Monday, June 01, 2009
Sunday, May 31, 2009
QUICK HITS - MONDAYS SUCK
Mondays suck worst than GOP leadership.
1. Elected officials find a way around credit shortage.
2. Welfare mom gets reality show. I am still hoping for a show like survivor that takes place in a homeless camp.
3. BOYCOTT GM UNTIL HE GIVES IT BACK!
4. "No one is more concerned that Obama" Don't we hear that about everything?
5. There are no longer any survivors alive from the Titanic. Why people celebrate a wealthy elitist woman being lowered into a half full lifeboat is beyond me. How about the 1oo's of Irish that drowned so that this lady could have leg room. Pardon me if I own shed a tear.
6. Ugly, old, virgin, Psycho. Yeah, Britain has talent....
7. Homeless people can't find a job BUT they can find a computer with an internet connection so that they can FACEBOOK.
8. Kofi is a douche bag. He was responsible for more deaths than 300k on his watch.
9. Another Republican with no spine.
10. It is now confirmed. The smartest person in Olathe is 13.
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
You have to appreciate the variety in this weekends violent crime. I was kinda getting sick of typing "drive by", " home invasion" etc..
1. Driving down Prospect at night is more dangerous than driving through downtown Baghdad.
2. The elderly in KCMO are getting smacked down.
3. KCMO police play hide & seek with drug dealers.
4. After being chanced through NE Kansas City man decided to jump off bridge. Who hasn't wanted to do the same after driving through there?
5. Dead bodies popping up around JOCO?
6. "Cleaning gun" gets man off the hook for wacking his girlfriend.
Friday, May 29, 2009
"LASER"
You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!
US scientist finally grant his wish.
US scientist finally grant his wish.
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