Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
EWW PART 2
Last week a once attractive Brittney Spears posted some recent pictures of herself that reminded us all that she is still fugly. This week its Lindsey Lohans turn.
THE WIRE - TERRIBLE TUESDAYS
Tuesdays are typically the first day of the week that real work is done. Let's face it Mondays are a waste. This transfers over into violent crime as well.
1. Dead bodies out in the open in the middle of the afternoon? That is just laziness on the part of the killers.
2. 15 year old kid attempts to beat the crap out of his mom with a baseball bat. Keep it real!
3. Bibles are bad for your health.
SHAWNEES GREATEST TALE.
"The salesman said the husband had invited him in, pulled a gun, demanded sex and passed out during the act, police said. The salesman then picked up the gun and about that time the wife got home, he told them."
Joe Lambe, jlambe@kcstar.com
This is one for the archives. Great writing by the Star on this too.
Monday, June 15, 2009
THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
Kansas City residents have forgotten how to lie.
1. Man shot execution style in KCMO. The cover stories are pretty pathetic.
2. He didn't know that he was being chased by police? Then why the hell was he driving on shoulders and weaving in and out of traffic? Yet another crappy story.
3. Psycho comes to mind here.
4. I think it would be safe to say that the Metro is always in a stand off with the North East.
5. Going into a siding business at 2am? Sounds like someone got robbed after nailing a chick at his office.
6. It is no longer safe to take a piss at JOCO bookstores. THANKS FREAKS!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
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