THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP
Kansas City residents have forgotten how to lie.
1. Man shot execution style in KCMO. The cover stories are pretty pathetic.
2. He didn't know that he was being chased by police? Then why the hell was he driving on shoulders and weaving in and out of traffic? Yet another crappy story.
3. Psycho comes to mind here.
4. I think it would be safe to say that the Metro is always in a stand off with the North East.
5. Going into a siding business at 2am? Sounds like someone got robbed after nailing a chick at his office.
6. It is no longer safe to take a piss at JOCO bookstores. THANKS FREAKS!