JOCO SOB

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

VARSITY BLUES GOES EXTREME

Who knew that Mox and Lance Harbor were strapped?

THE WIRE - ITS TOO HOT TO KILL

Come on folks, its going to be 100 degrees today. Its time to sit inside and relax. There will be plenty of 80 degree days ahead for you to get your revenge.

1. Midtown starts the day off with a dropped body. Talk about getting a head start on Wednesdays Crime stats. This one took place at 12:15. That my friends is work ethic!

2. If you are going to rob a Wendy's on a 100 degree day wouldn't you get a Frosty before you left?

3. KCMO chick goes Red Dragon on her sleeping boyfriend.

4. Young gangsters need stickum on their shotgons. Is there no training program required for gang banging? No shotgun 101 class?

5. Lawrence bomb makers are hard at work this summer.

6. I have heard of Chain snatching BUT GRILL SNATCHING? Thats new and actually pretty creative. Kudos for this guys creative thinking skills.

7. This jackass deserves a very slow, very painful death. Hell is too good for this murderer. The photo on the KCTV website of this guy is priceless.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

How is it that only 2 neighborhoods in the Metro are listed as "Most Dangerous in America"? I would like the people that compiled this data take an evening stroll down Independence Avenue or Quindaro or Prospec... Then lets see if we can add at least 3 more neighborhoods to the list.

Look, our baseball and football teams suck and our city has no real identity. We need to fight for some recognition for the only thing we are good at, violent crime.

STAR WRITERS TOO BIAS TO READ

Today I was emailed a link to a piece written in the Star that was so bias that I think it was written for her. The content of the story was so slanted that any conservative still purchasing a local paper other than the Sunday edition needs to rethink their subscription. Paper of record in the metro my ass. Ignorance is dangerous.

Since the above mentioned story was written the President has started altering his policy. How long before the Star follows?

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jon and kate gosselin

For the past month I had been seeing headlines about these two people yet I had no clue who they were. I clicked on a link and found out that it was some stupid ass reality show. So last night I asked my wife about this Kate chick and her reply "she is a total bitch". I never take the word of a woman regarding another woman due to their bias and hate towards other women. Yes, woman by nature dislike other women.

So this morning I watched part of an episode and well, my wife was right. HOLY CRAP this chick is a bitch. Is her maiden name Pelosi? WOW! It's no wonder that her husband is sleeping around and leaving her ass. Ladies, LEARN from this.

WHOO KID TUESDAY

This interview with SHAQ is funny as hell.

KCK HELL

You have to feel bad for kids born into an environment of death, murder, drugs, rape and poverty. What hope do kids have when the people that are suppose to be their role models are out killing people? KCK as a community is a failure. If you are over the age of 16 and live in KCK or work for the KCK government you should be ashamed of yourselves.

1. KCK neighbors aren't capable of checking on the the status of their elderly neighbors.

2. THIS QUOTE MAKES ME SiCK! "Outside the front door, they found the body of a 3-year-old." The sick bastard that killed these 4 people including this little girl needs to die a slow painful death.