THE WIRE - IT'S FRIDAY, LET THE GAMES BEGIN

You silly bastards have been busy. Shootings, theiving, running cops over... I can't wait to see what you come up with for the weekend.

1. Grandview starts things off right with an early evening shooting.

2. Overland Park man makes being a liar a full time profession (no he isn't a lawyer or car salesman).

3. Further proof that those east of OP are missing a few brain cells.

4. This bastard needs to have battery acid poured over his body.

5. If you leave your car unlocked don't complain about getting your crap stolen. This isn't Mayberry.

6. And crotch rocket riders wonder why they get picked on by cops.........

SEARS SUCKS!

CHRISTMAS IN JULY? I havent even finished eating my kids Easter Candy!

ITS HIP HOP FRIDAY

NO POLITICS TODAY (at least not on this blog).

Lil Cease feat Fabolous

FIRE!

Krizz Kaliko

KRS ONE

PAC AND BREED

KCMO TO BE WIPED OUT BY GLOBAL WARMING

I hope that all of you eco terrorist that read this blog pay extra special attention to this story and get the F out of town. IF you truly believe in global warming then why stay in a city that is doomed? Take your nylon shopping bags, your hemp shirts, your doc martens, your solar powered toilets, rain catching buckets and GTFO.

I will stay behind and fight off the evils coming our way and umm let you know when it is safe to return.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Public Invited to KC Schools Turnaround Meeting"

Nice try. Its too late fore the KCMOSD to turnaround. They hit the iceberg and are already sinking. The rich kids got on the safety boats and the poor kids are left to drown. Good Job idiots.

COW FOR CHICKEN

If you dress up as a cow in order to get a free $5 chicken meal then you deserve to get the crap kicked out of you in the parking lot.

KCMO ABOUT TO GET MORE DANGEROUS?

The feds are coming in to research the diversity of the KCMO police force, How awesome is that? Seriously, with officers getting jobs based on ethnicity instead of qualifications I will have a crap load more to blog about.

Why stop there? I say we just pull all the cops out of KCMO and allow the citizens to patrol the city. You can replace police captains with religious leaders and LT's with community activist. That seems like the logical way to go if you want a police force to "represent" the city. Just one thing, I would like to open a store that sells guns, RIP T-Shirts, Candles, chalk and yellow tape before this goes down.

SUMMER NELSON - BABYSITTER WITH PASSION

SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE 14 YEAR OLD.


That kid just got the best rep in his High School.

SLASH & CYPRESS HILL

HOLY CRAP THIS IS FUNNY

MJ DAY?

And you thought that Independence Day was dangerous for kids. Imagine sitting around sipping Jesus juice and eating cookies in celebration of Bubbles owner?