QUICK HITS - LATE NIGHT EDITION

Great weather means less blogging and lets face it the news just sucks. How is it that the weakest and ugliest are now in control? I mean Harry Reid, Nancy Peolosi, Barney Frank all look like they were involved in car wrecks and they are weak as hell. These are the morons calling the shots now?

Remember when our leaders were mostly brave military men that fought for our country?

1. Guys, make sure that you tell your wife that you are going out to by a new motorcycle so that you can make more money. If it good enough to fix a whole country then it has to be good enough for a single household.

2. Once again organized religion lets us down. Raping a 9 year old girl, creating kiddie porn all in the name of GOD.

3. Idaho can now claim that they are freak friendly.

4. What happened to the bailout working for us instead of Wall Street?

5. More NASA coverups over the fake moon landing.

6. Farmers call out AlGores Green Kool-Aid making ass.

7. Is Madonnas ass getting to big?

8. Jersey gunfight is awesome.

9. Sorry for robbing you.........

10. Willis Towers? What a crappy name for a national landmark.

100 MILES AND RUNNIN

We may have to run more than 100 miles to get away from the socialist destruction of this country. Every time I see this I think of the IRS trying to collect money from my ass.

12 THINGS TO RUIN YOUR SEX LIFE

"6. Never drink cheap beer and stay overnight.

While your choice beverage may have made things a hoot last night, it runs the risk of making you toot the next morning. Don’t set yourself up to be someone’s gassy guest. Get the walk of shame over with sooner rather than later, lest you stink up someone’s bedroom and bathroom. This is not the kind of lasting impression most seducers are after".

This chick on Fox's website writes some of the craziest stuff I have ever read.

SAD DAY IN KC

NOT THE HARLEY FACTORY!

THE WIRE - CITY LIGHTS

The weather is so nice outside tonight that you know that the east side is going to be full of red and blue lights. Remember to keep your head on a swivel, watch your mirrors and keep one in the chamber. Happy Hunting!


1. Pimping aint easy in the JO.

2. North Land chicks aren't into Happy Endings.......

3. Nice weather outside = East Side shooting.

4. Overland Park isn't quite ready for the whole Swap Meet concept.

5. East Side residents got their knives back from the sharpener.

6. What kind of sick F&&( spray lighter fluid on a 10 year old?

QUICK HITS - REMIX!!!!!!!

Have you ever noticed that most of the remixes are better than the original version? Why buy the album when you know that something better is going to be coming in a weed?

Enough of that, time to educate. KCMO & KCK residents please return to the cartoon channel and let grown folks talk.

1. White chick tries to retake some power from her pimp. A Hillary Clinton story.

2. 10% vs 8%. How many jobs is that extra 2% that Obama failed to calculate?

3. Free cars, Free mortgage, Free Health Care and now Free Wireless internet. Can someone tell me why we should go to work after Obama gets his way?

4. The dictator is getting pissed because people are telling him how to run HIS AUTO COMPANIES.

5. When the hell did ONE TRILLION DOLLARS = AFFORDABLE?

6. The emperor will lie to the masses.

7. The more that Brett Favre is the news the more I hate him and his on/off again retirement. MAKE UP YOUR MIND YOU ATTENTION HOG!

8. Fathers need to avoid pissing off their teenage daughters.

9. Who wants to watch Michael Jackson Burn?

10. I love wathing John Murtha get exposed for the A Hole that he is.

GIVE TKC SOME PROPS

Love him or hate him this guy has been right on so much crap in KCMO that he deserves some props. Those of you not from KC continue about your business like this post never happened.

AWESOME

JOANNA KRUPA SELF SPANKING

NOW HIRING

I am looking to fill the position of Ass Wiping Czar. There will be no interview, you need not be qualified and I will be paying a ton.

JASONS LYRIC

Forget I Was A G

THE ONE GOOD THING ABOUT KC

HOLLY STARR

JAY Z PUTS ON HIS CLOWN SUIT

CUSTOM FIT BY THE GAME

AMY ADAMS LESBIAN KISS

All women like kissing other women. Its a fact that all guys know and all women deny.

QUICK HITS - CRAZY BASTARDS

Here are a few stories that were so pathetic that you almost have to laugh.

1. Who woulda thought that a Czar that didn't have to be confirmed by the Senate would be investigated shortly after leaving. I mean seriously, you trust the emperors judgment, right?

2. Criminals in Mexico torture 12 Federalis and people still want to open the border.......

3. Your friendly neighborhood socialist is looking to ban "In God We Trust". Remember these are the same idiots that worship the climate so we could end up with "In Gore We Trust".

4. I am starting to think that being kidnapped in Utah isn't such a bad deal. Either you get taken 1 mile from your house and left alone or you get forced to drink beer.

5. Minority broadcasters want to be bailed out? That is just wrong on so many levels

6. Those of you that believe we landed on the moon will love this story. Those of us with a brain will see right through this propaganda.

7. Will you pay $1000 to read a book about a drunk murderer?

8. ARKANSAS, JERSEY, VOODOO, HESHE. All the ingredients needed to laugh your ass off.

9. This soldier cracks me up.

10. Some men would pay extra to get a little shock while surfing the internet.