Friday, August 12, 2011
Random Crap
1. It is lame to hear people brag about going to a preseason Chiefs game even though it has more meaning to it than a September Royals game.
2. I am all in favor of taking the Sly James curfew, tweaking it and using it in JOCO. After 9pm if you have license plates from a place other that JO then you should get fined. 3. Mike Shannin rapping is still better than Kevin Kietzman talking.
4. This weekend thanks to farm aid, it will be cool for joco kids to look like they are from wyco.
5. Since when did it become cool to pay $7 for a burger? Morons.
6. It's sad that Catholic priests in this city get more ass than Joco trophy wives.
7. The fact that the JOCO fair isn't taking place at Aristocrat motors baffles me.
8. Is Miranda Cosgrove breaking her ankle really worth of being on Channel 9's front page?
9. Anyone that pays to go out to Powell Gardens needs to get their heads examined. There is less to see there than a KCMOSD honor roll.
10. I stood behind a guy in line this week at the gas station that paid in change. That means that I get to watch this douche bag count out $36 in change in front of the cashier who then RECOUNTS the change that was just counted in front of him.
11. Don't fall for the bait and switch at these charity cheer leading car washes. The Varsity is out on the corners in their bikinis trying to get traffic while the flag team is back there washing your car.
12. People under the age of 50 that ride "Trikes" are douche bags that are too chicken shit to buy a real bike.
13. Anyone else get a kick out of the idiots stuck on I35 this weekend due to road construction? You have to hand it to the rocket scientist at KDOT that planned that. It takes balls to piss off that many people.
14. When do you think Blue Valley Kids will get together and plan a flash mob for the Landing Mall?
15. Anyone else pissed that there wasn't more TV coverage of the riots in England? I would love to see leftist getting shot with rubber bullets and sprayed down with fire hoses.
The Wire - Drop Dead
Will the weekends nice weather provide us with an increase in the metros body count? You betcha1. You know that your city sucks when people stop and jump from a viaduct.
2. Are KCMO residents crossing into JOCO to burn down playgrounds? Of course they are.
3. KCK cops are skilled in the art of finding dead bodies.
4. Perv rapes 14 year old
5. Firefighter pulls gun on buddies due to empty gas tank on truck...
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Almost Daily Link Blast
It took awhile to sort through the negativity to find links to put here for you ungrateful bastards.1. Xbox 360( Ritalin + Dumb Ass Kid) = Emergency visit
2. Top 30 Selena Gomez Bikini Pics
3. Top 10 Ticket Scalping tips
4. Hope Solo going Nude?
5. Classy chicks that look like Casey Anthony are using her fame for profit.
6. Star Wars Porn
7. 9 Gadgets to help you clean up your crap
8. Human Cannibals
9. A whole site dedicated to Ramen Noodles
10. How to become a better Dumpster Diver.
Tuesday, August 09, 2011
Sunday, August 07, 2011
K States Finest - Beasley
Michael Beasley has class and no future. Has anyone even heard of the team he is playing for?
Saturday, August 06, 2011
Friday, August 05, 2011
TONY HAS KANSAS CITY
Thursday, August 04, 2011
Wednesday, August 03, 2011
Soccer Moms join in
Now we have chicks wearing tank tops and driving minivans pulling off robberies. This chick used a fake bomb to rob this pharmacy (can kck people afford real bombs?). The only topper would be if she left her infant in the car outside with the windows rolled up.
Stay Classy KCK
Stay Classy KCK
IT's a day that ends with Y
Which means another murder in da hood.
Before long we will need to have violent crime updates "on the 9's" (your welcome 980). 59 seconds devoted to KCMO/KCK and 1 sec for Joco.
Before long we will need to have violent crime updates "on the 9's" (your welcome 980). 59 seconds devoted to KCMO/KCK and 1 sec for Joco.
You are more likely to win Powerball than walk through the east side without getting shot.
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