QUICK HITS

1. Looking for something to buy great grandpa for Christmas this holiday season? Well I have you covered. I imagine demand for this item to be pretty high, so if they are sold out go ahead and get a Shar Pei calender. Great Grandpa will never know the difference.
2. A man called "tree man" has been refused entrance into the United States for treatment of his bark like skin disease. You can expect this guy to be in Arizona by weeks end with a Drivers License, Social Security Card, Job and welfare check as soon as he discovers the Mexican Immigration system.
3. At least it wasn't an alter boy?
4. Ric Flair is supporting Huckabee. When it comes to making my presidential decision every year I typically hold out for Ric Flairs choice. WHOOOOOOOOOOoo!
5. When you are at a club late at night in KCMO stuff like this typically happens. There is at least one story a week of something like this happening. #18 (in danger) and climbing!

NAPPY HEADED HOES BEWARE

Don Imus is set to return in 2 weeks. This is good news for race baiters and professional protesters across the country looking for something to do this holiday season.

QUICK HITS

1. Environmental wackos want you to start drinking milk, from rats. Gaylord Focker has no comment regarding his prior rat milking experience.
2. 6 year old student frightens educators with stick figure drawings? The real question here is why is a 6 year old still drawing stick figures? They should fire the kids art teacher.
3. When the liberals in this country limit our ability to drill for oil you get idiots like Hugo Chavez and alphabet from Iran making these types of threats.
4. Poor Hillary. She is a candidate with no real home and it looking more and more like the White House will not be her home as well.
5. Finally a home for Katie Horner. These people get rocked by a cyclone at least once a year and to this date they still don't know what to do. Katie can fix that.
6. Pelosi knows what it takes for businesses to be successful and speaking English is not one of them?

GRANDPA SIMPSONS TAKE ON MISSOURI

LISTEN TO YOUR ELDERS!

TAKE A BOW Kansas City Kansas

The area has been full of excitement with the local college football & basketball success that has happened this year. All of the area teams are ranked in the top #25 in at least one sport this rarely happens. Today news came out that KCK has achieved a top #25 ranking as well.

TOP 25 MOST DANGEROUS CITIES TO LIVE IN (UNITED STATES).The report looked at 378 cities with at least 75,000 people based on per-capita rates for homicide, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary and auto theft.

This might catch some of the residents by surprise because they have been smoke & mirrored by the Village West (look for them to try and join Douglas county soon). Some others might claim that Wyco just suffers from bad PR (whatever that means). Well the reason that they might suffer from bad PR is because the stats back it up. The former Iraqi Information Minister wouldn't take this PR gig.

If you don't want the stigma that goes along with such an honor then clean it up (as some in this story have complained). As long as KCK continues to hold this distinction/honor people will continue to use it as a quick little destination spot to visit and then leave. With high property taxes, dangerous schools and high crime it is going to make it tougher and tougher for this community to compete with North Kansas City, Lee Summit, JOCO, Raymore etc.... KCK has good residents and neighborhoods but not nearly enough. KCK continues to fall behind the rest of the state in wages earned, people living below poverty (18% compared to 11%) and graduation rate. Keep in mind that those numbers are the mere state of ks numbers.

The solution? Lower taxes and increase patrols by KCK officers. The city spend far to much money taking care of those that refuse to take care of themselves. If you cut them off they will go away. If you arrest them, they will go away. If you continue to ignore and make excuses it will still the same.

FOR YOU LUCKY BASTARDS GOING TO THE GAME

1. PARKING LOT OPENS AT 3PM
2. YOU CAN NOT RESERVE PARKING SPACES
3. LARGE VEHICLES HAVE TO PARK IN THE GRASS
4. IT IS GOING TO COST YOU $22 FOR PARKING.
5. STADIUM IS GOING TO OPEN UP AT 5PM.
6. I NEED A TICKET OR TWO

Heisman material???