Thursday, December 27, 2007

Carrie Underwood Platinum


Carrie Underwood has gone double platinum.

WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS - NO SALT FOR ROADS


The KC METRO area doesn't have enough salt to handle this next snowfall. They are advising drivers not to drive unless they need to. I don't know about you but driving to work is a NEED TO and the roads are going to be slick.

What the hell do the Mayors of these cities do? The lack of planning by these morons is embarrassing.

Jeffery Flannagan - HACK

Has this guy ever been the first to a story? He has been 2 days late to anything and everything to do with sports entertainment lately. Hell I have broken 3 stories in the last 2 weeks that he is just now getting wind of. I know for a fact that a columnist inside the star emailed him a link to this blog and told him to "catch up".

What use to be a must read has become liner for liter boxes across the city.

ROYAL RUMBLE CAT FIGHT!


Today at Independence Center there was a rumble with 20 girls at Independence Center. They had to be tazered and pepper sprayed to break it up.



AWESOME!

DON'T MESS WITH JOCO WOMEN


This is a public service message to all of those from KCK & KCMO that come to our fair county to rob and pillage from us. A woman that was robbed yesterday by four men took the weapon away from her would be robbers.

The women of JOCO are no joke!

CAN THEY DO IT, NO THEY CAN'T!


In the spirit of Bob the Builder the construction crews for the Bass Pro Shop in Independence are now saying that the store will be open in February. Do you believe them? Me neither.

QUICK HITS


1. Religious leaders capture the true meaning of Christmas.
2. The only cat worst than mine? At least this cat killed its owners quickly. My cat has been slowly going at it for the past 12 years.
3. A girl with half of a brain recently learned to walk. Is this news? I know girls that have half a brain that have been walking for years.
4. Huckabee continues to prove that he is nothing more than a bible thumper in this election. Good job Mike, keep up the good work.