MEET THE SPARTANS

This movie looks good

BUFFET'S FIGHT BACK

For years the only thing that stood between fat people and buffet bankruptcy was a sneeze guard, today it all has changed in the small town of Houma, La. The owners of the buffet decided to charge 2 slightly obese gentlemen DOUBLE because of the amount of trips that they made to the salad bar. The waitress even went as far as to call them Fat asses.

Her quote"She says, 'Y'all fat, and y'all eat too much,"' will live on forever in food industry circles.

Odds are that this buffet will soon be closed down for insulting their primary patrons but for now they are gods.

GOVERNMENT STUDIES

I just read a story that says that by talking on your cell phone you slow down traffic..........I can only hope that this study is followed by playing with fire will cause you to get burned, swimming makes you wet & by not breathing you can die.

BLOGGER PERMISSION DENIED

I hope someone out there can help me out that understands blogger better than I do. Tonight I visited a blog and it said permission denied, are my settings messed up some how?

Brittany Murphy PICS

IF YOU KILL SOMEONE IN KC

You have a 50/50 chance you can get away with it. That is encouraging news for the metro area killers who went into a slump in 07.

However if you smoke inside you have a 90% chance of getting caught.

QUICK HITS

1. The number 1 crime in Florida? Droopy jeans. I am glad that they solved all of the other crimes so that they can focus on this epidemic.

2. At least John Edwards bus knows when to throw in the towel.

3. Huckabee hates everyone that doesn't believe what he believes in. The more I hear this guy talk the more the image of David Koresh replaces his face.

4. "Hey R2". This Christmas I got a R2 robot from my parents that follows voice commands etc.. from Sharper Image. To get it to do something you must first get its attention by saying "Hey R2". Does this story mean that I should be expecting an upgrade in the mail?

5. "Woman claims reading bible got her thrown off the bus". It is funny to see this idiot use the bible as an excuse for her annoying behavior. No lady it was your failure to comply with the rules EVEN WHEN ASKED TO STOP THAT GOT YOU EJECTED. Though shall not be an idiot; SOB 3:13

6. The most shocking part of this story is that she was a beauty queen. Men have always been tortured by women.

7. But what if it was cash?