KANSAS CITY STAR BREAKING NEWS

The Kansas City Public Library is adding more puppet shows.......................................... This is what THE STAR considers breaking news.

KCK GANG BANGERS READ THIS BLOG

They must of read my post about their inability to keep pace with the Varsity over on the Missouri side. 47th & State.

THEY ARE BACK!

Anyone that has driven more than a block in the past 3 days has noticed them. That's right the jackass's that dress up as the Statue of Liberty & Uncle Sam are back begging you to get your taxes done at Liberty Tax Services. Like prostitutes in Wyco you can find these idiots on every corner.

The thing that gets me is that the people that take these jobs DON'T PAY TAXES! These people are picked up off the streets and are usually paid in cash. So in away they are like Bums begging you for your change.

How else can you explain the big S**t eating grins they have.

I WON THE FREAKING LOTTERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL SEE YOU SUCKERS LATER.

All that I have to do is email this dude in Ireland and I get $1.5 million.

QUICK HITS

1. Stiffest crime ever issued for shoplifting. Isn't that what you call it when you don't pay for something that is for sale?

2. KCMO well in front of KCK so far this year in the murder race. Even friends are getting into the act. Way to take one for the team.

3. Kansas City area will no longer have any KY. Gary Lezak could not be reached for comment

4, DEMOCRAT RACISM FINALLY EXPOSED! Grand Wizard Clinton ducks questions.

5. How in the hell do you go from eating humans to vegetarian?

6. Hillary stealing the NH election through fraud is getting some traction from within her own party. When this gathers more steam just remember who predicted it.

7. In Hillary's eyes if you are a woman you are above the law. If you are poor you should take the money from those that work. GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. And yet another candidate for 2nd place in the Parent of the Year award.

INCREDIBLE

It appears that my marriage is based off my wifes need for insurance. Tonight while discussing politics (one of several things we do not agree upon) I asked my wife after hearing her views "Why did you Marry me?" Her response (get out your tissues) "I needed insurance".

She told me this when we did get married as a joke. Little did I know that it was the truth. To this day I am still paying for her insurance.

Let's review

We do not agree on several key political issues.
We do not like the same foods
We do not like the same music
We do not like the same room temperature
We do not like the same clothing styles
We do not like each others haircuts
We do not like the same types of Pets

Funny isn't it? I guess it is true that opposites attract.

UNDECIDED ABOUT WHO SHOULD BE PRES?

TRY THIS LITTLE MATCHMAKER SERVICE.