WHOSE ON TOP?

Obama or Hillary? That is the question going around the news sites today. I would have to say since Hillary is the more butch one out of the couple that it has to be her.

QUICK HITS

1. I have always found it funny that the idiots in charge of engineering the cities infrastructure believe that a metal plate over a hole is a good enough fix. Remember that these are the same idiots that can not prevent water lines from busting, keep electricity on and have yet to pave a street that lasts longer than 2 years. I am glad that the Mayor is looking out for us visitors from the burbs.

2. THE KCMO SCHOOL DISTRICT IS A JOKE: They want a guy that has had the job for 2 months to pick his successor. THIS MAKES PERFECT SENSE! I mean who could be better? I am sure that after a whole 2 months on the job that this guy has a good feel for who would be right for the job. The only silver lining in this is that at least the board isn't doing it. I am certain that a drunk ferret throwing darts at random pictures would do a better job than the clowns on the kcmo school board.

3. Midwest Express is now selling their cookie dough at Hen House!

4. "something terrible is going to happen". That is what a caller said when he called Raytown South yesterday causing the school to be evacuated. Yet another form of home grown terrorism. I hope they find who did this and repeat exactly what he said before they beat the crap out of him.

5. National Beef goes International? Bad idea.

Boys N the Hood comes to life

Another kid killed by senseless gang violence.

AMERICAN IDOL HEADLINES

Every year we seem to have scandal involving the contestants of American Idol. Their background checks must be performed by the same people that hire teachers in the metro.

1. This guy was a stripper.

2. This guy ( I think it is a guy) wants Santa to rape your mom.

Will this be in some way thought of as a plot by the white producers to rid themselves of the Latino contestants? I know one guy that will think so.

FRESH OFF HER BANKRUPTING OF KANSAS CITY

Kay Barnes is filing her papers today to make her run at congress. It was bad enough watching her run through money in KCMO like she was printing it herself but can you imagine her with federal dollars? Holy crap!

QUICK HITS

1. Mo Murda. Kansas City is going for the record and it appears that nothing is going to stop them.

2. Kansas City can't find money for anything anymore. This is the aftermath of spend at will liberals running the city for way to long. From Clever to Barnes these idiots have nearly bankrupt the city. Not that I really care. I got a new arena and some new places to go to lunch out of the deal for free. BUT why are the leaders of the KCMO gov trying to land yet another money burning project (light rail)?

3. Finally some good legislation out of Missouri. The rise of Obama can finally put an end to an outdated racist program. If he can become a presidential nominee without help........

4. Memphis slaughter. Amazing how these cowards always manage to hurt kids.

5. Firefighter that went back to get his kids happy meal toy was one of those killed at Wendy's in Florida yesterday.

6. New York does its part to fight recession in the inner city. Talk about your stimulus package!

82 YEAR OLD JACKED BY HIS SON

This poor old dude moved to Merriam to HIDE from his son. Turns out that Junior is no joke and held him up at gunpoint once he tracked him down.