JUST WHEN YOU DIDN'T THINK IT COULD GET BETTER

THE RETURN OF THE CRACK HEAD!
I would like to be the first to thank the state of Missouri for making this upcoming summer EVEN more interesting. It is good to see the GM (the state) providing the team (the metro) with the necessary talent to take #1 this year.

How pissed was Horner?

The late arrival of the storm last night had to make Katie furious. The past few months have been full of 40 degree/rainy days, a forecast that even she can't mess up. The one chance that she has had this season at scaring the crap out of the mindless drones that tune in for forecast (rather than making fun of her) passed her by. How will she handle it?

I WILL GUARANTEE YOU that the next time there is a chance of lightening in Wichita she will be predicting the end of the world for the metro(in her jeans of course).

Just how bad are the weather people in this town? TKC's blog had a link to a story by the New York Times in which they basically call our TV crystal ball readers, idiots.

HOW BAD IS KCK?

KCK is so jacked up that the federal government is sending in funds to fight crime. Why stop there? Screw Iraq, send the surge forces into KCK. Besides, throwing money at a problem is never the solution unless it goes to hiring more police, tearing down vacant homes/buildings and better surveillance equipment for under cover work.

IF THIS PLACE ISN'T FULL TONIGHT

KCK is having a public meeting tonight on how to revitalize their community. This is a chance for those of you residing in Satan's playground to tell the leaders THAT YOU ELECTED to clean up your town. Like most communities full of crime their are innocent civilians (good people) that are stuck and looking for help, if you don't go and speak up then don't complain.

When I turn on the news tonight I expect to see overflow crowds, T -Shirts with catchy slogans like "up with hope & down with dope" and maybe a few pissed off midgets. IF NOT, then don't come in here and complain that this blog treats your city poorly.

KC LOVES IT'S DRUNK DRIVERS

Today the sports radio chat is full of people complaining that the Chiefs can't sign J Allen. This is the same guy that threatened the lives of other motorist not once, but twice because he decided to get behind the wheel after getting bombed. Why the hell do you morons want this guy to represent our team and city? He is ONE more offense away from getting a season threatening suspension.

Stop crying and deal with the fact that he is going to go. We sucked with him, we will suck without him.

Lets hope that this is one prediction of TKC's that will actually come true.

FILED UNDER "WHO GIVES A CRAP"

Anyone else sick of hearing about an earthquake that happened 2 states away? If you say you felt your house shake YOU ARE LYING! Wake me up when the streets are opening up, bridges are falling & people are dead..... Wait we already have that going on without the over hyped earthquake.

Get over yourselves people.

QUICK HITS - JOCO EDITION

RDM & TKC made an excellent (funny) observation regarding a recent blog post I made. Have I been to hard on the crap holes of KCK & KCMO? There is a good chance of that. He also pointed out that we the people of JOCO have problems too. After spending the morning talking to sources, digging up articles on line & talking to local police officials I have decided to put JOCO on notice.

1. Man excluded from block party due to length of grass.

2. Noise from kids playing causes disturbance at local BBQ.

3. Chamois scratches SUV!

4. High Def TV outage causes problems for locals in Leawood.

5. Maid Service threatened due to immigration crack down.

6. Over flow of high school grads out of JOCO a good thing?

7. Families fight over proper temp to serve wine at weekend dinner party!

8. SUV emissions by JOCO residents cause environmental risk for the urban core.

9. JOCO man walks into East Side gas station and uses debit card!

10 White driver pulled over on Prospect by KCMO police complains about racial profiling.

11. Yet another violent incident involving a putter at local Golf Course.