Thursday, May 22, 2008

TRIPS TO TAKE ON A TANK OF GAS


The paper that lines everyones litter boxes came up with the great idea of putting together a list of places that one could go on a tank of gas. Well it turns out with the exception of the great city of Lawrence, Ks you are screwed. They should of called it "Places that suck" outside of the metro.

Who the hell wants to take their vacation in Fort Scott or Columbia, Mo? Seriously? And why did the dumb ass writer include the Village West and Independence, Mo? You mean we can drive 20 minutes on the highway on a tank of gas? Thanks for that tidbit of information. "Mountains are pretty, beaches are tempting", Yes they are and that is where people will still go despite the price of gas. If people can't afford more than a tank of gas in their vacation budget then they need to stay home.

This is just another example of the crap that is getting passed off as journalism at SUN Publications. If you are going to write a story that plays to peoples fears than at least give them real options and show that you did some research.

FYI.... You can get to Table Rock Lake, Lake of the Ozarks, Wichita, Ks, and Omaha, Nebraska all on a tank of gas (one way).

GAS PRICES & GLOBAL WARMING WACKOS


Isn't this crap hilarious? By the end of of the week we will be paying $4.00 a gallon in gas and I think it is GREAT! It is no secret that the price of gas going up is due to democrats/liberals and who is not going to be able to afford gas by the end of the month? their voting base. They have thrown the people that they supposedly "care about" under the bus in order to bow down to their global warming god. I say bring it on, I wont feel it until it hits $7 a gallon.

Do we need to pay this much for gas? Hell no. We have enough oil in this country to last nearly 200 years but the liberals will not let us get it. When gas prices go up so do the hopes of democrats so why would they let us drill? Higher gas prices mean three things to them 1. More tax dollars to spend 2. The crippling of capitalism 3. Global Warming agenda advances.

Here are some good news stories that actually tell the truth about gas prices without blaming oil companies.

1. Taxes on gas = 20% in some areas. So the higher the price the more the GOV brings in.

2. Environmental Wackos are crippling the auto industry.

3. Environmental Wackos are forcing farmers to use mules.

4. San Fransisco passes bill that taxes for pollution. THEY EVEN ADMIT THAT THIS WILL NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM. WAKE UP MORONS! GLOBAL WARMING IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN EXCUSE TO TAX THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! "It doesn't solve global warming, but it gets us thinking in the right terms," said Daniel Kammen, a renewable energy expert at the University of California, Berkeley

Remember Democrats, your party cares more for the polar bear than they do for you.

BLOGS ADDED


I need to do a little catching up on the blogs that I have added to the list that I have over on the right hand side. These blogs have pretty good content and are updated frequently enough to check out at least once a day.

1. Nick Sloans Blog

2. The Kansas Citian

3. Life in SOJOCO

4. KC Beer Blog

ENJOY! LEAVE COMMENTS! HAVE FUN!

QUICK HITS


1. The Northeast part of town continues to live up to its reputation.

2. Union workers go back to work...for now but how long before their jobs are slashed and production is cut. High costs of labor for low skilled employees will only last for so long in this global economy. The funniest thing about this is that most Union workers are Democrats, and it is their party that is crippling the auto industry with all of there global warming hype.

3. Are these jackass's just looking for the right artist? Every time that light rail is reintroduced (which seems to be weekly) they show some crappy ass painting. Why can't the simply put up a grid map with the route that they plan on using and the cost? What this all comes down to is that Funkhouser is looking to put his name on a big project and will not rest until it is done.

4. Trading plasma for drugs and booze has now been replaced with trading plasma for gas money. Finally a solution to the metros drug problem!

5. Jackass father nearly kills baby due to lack of sleep in MO.

6. Why does it take 5 men to kill a man in a hospital bed?

7. schnauzer, pitbull, new york, dog fight, pet spa.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

KENYA JUSTICE


The people of Kenya have it all figured out. Wizards and Witches beware in the land of Mufasa!

TOP TEN MEDIA IDIOTS IN KC


This list was hard to do because I wanted to limit it to 10. These fine individuals represent the worst of what Kansas City media has to offer.

1. Kevin Kietzman - The biggest hypocrite in KC media. This guy has run down every athlete to ever make it big in the city (that didn't kiss his ass) for their lack of family values etc.. YET threw away his own marriage to go after the daughter of an advertiser. His hatred for KU is legendary yet he claims to have no bias. If he tells you the sky is blue, look out the window and double check. He covers up his lack of sports knowledge by making everything out to be a controversy and will sell his soul for ad revenue.

2. Hearnes Christopher - Covering the Kansas City "Scene" is like covering summer in the North Pole. Who can forget the story that he broke regarding...................................

3. Jeffery Flannagan - How this guy still has a job is beyond me. He makes his living off of covering angles that nobody cares about and posting sports radio arbitron ratings. There are at least 20 KC sports blogs in this city with more insight and timely takes that Flannagan provides his readers.

4. Ash-har Quraish - The Grimm Reaper of KC. He makes his living off of ruining the lives of people in the metro.

5. Katie Horner - The weather is about her and not your safety(despite what she says). The only weather person with less skill and more hype in the United States only comes out once a year and predicts the weather by looking at his shadow. Maybe Katie should try that.

6. Entercom Radio - They have all but ruined radio in Kansas city. These guys have butchered everything they have touched in the past 3 years. From 610 sports losing Jason Whitlock to the mass exodus at 980 etc... they have become a joke.

7. Mike Hedricks - This idiot gives JOCO a bad name and is completely unreadable.

8. Neal & Marty - This is the worst radio show that the KC market has ever seen. The fact that these two assclowns still have a job is baffling to everyone that listens to sports radio. People with CB radios reading box scores off of I70 would be an upgrade.

9. Devon Lucie - On the list because his name is Devon Lucie. Other than that the guy is the best at Channel 5 weather.

10. Steve Rose - This guys ego is bigger than his talent. The fact that people actually listen to what this guy has to say cracks me up.

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