MICHELLE OBAMA HATES WHITE PEOPLE

YOU MIGHT BE A CRAPPY PARENT IF..

You allow your 9 month old crawl out the front door and get hit by a car. I don't think I am wrong on this one. UNBELIEVABLE!

QUICK HITS - DELAYED

1. The spirit of Left Eye lives on in the Kansas City area.

2. Finally! Missouri is going to start offing its criminals again. My only complaint is that they need to televise this crap. If we can watch Big Brother, we can watch violent criminals getting the ax.

3. In the words of ICE CUBE "wouldn't ya know, a drive by in Missouri".

4. This is a prime example of why the people of JOCO cringe when they see Missouri plates driving through our neighborhoods.

5. When I first read this headline I thought there had been a mass suicide at an Olathe strip club. "Cleanup to begin after 50 dead hogs found".

6. WT vs. Police at Harrahs.

7. Some metro people are too stupid to watch TV.

8. People in the Metro can't read a gas gauge, and it is news?

9. This kid was an art student and had a job....Can the jackass that shot him 8 FREAKING TIMES SAY THE SAME!

10. Flannagin is once again a week behind the story. Fortune filling in for Kietzman on Wednesday.

COLLAPSED

That sums up my Sunday. Thanks to the return of this POS sickness I fell to the ground and blacked out. There is nothing better on a weekend than collapsing in front of your kids. If the blog sucks for awhile bare with me.

SICK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last year I had some serious health issues that kept me sidelined for nearly 5 months. I had been doing better for almost a year, until Thursday night. My life has returned to pain & more pain. I am not sure that I can go through this crap again!

LONG JOHN SILVER MAKES HIS RETURN?

This linked story is about how a group of PIRATES hijacked 2 boats.... WHEN THE HELL DID PIRATES MAKE A RETURN AND WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED? Did these guys wear patches over their eyes? Was there a parrot involved in the hijacking? Did they bring back the puffy shirt? Were the phrases "avast ye maties" and "shiver me timbers" used? Where they in search of doubloons? Holy crap the possibilities!

The world is a better place with Pirates.

GOT GAS?

It is no secret that the biggest threat to this country is the Global Warming Nazis. For now on I will be separating the news stories regarding these thugs from the rest of the group in order to bring more attention to them.

1. Sun Publications continues to play the doom and gloom card. Everyone is now using high gas prices as an easy out to their personal or business problems. I fully expect Sprint to blame their crappy customer service on the price of gas in an upcoming press release.

2. Scientist have come up with a Polar Bear replacement.

3. Gas Prices not having the drastic effect on the economy that special interest groups and liberal media sources have been reporting. ECONOMY GROWS!

4. Oil companies fight back!

5. European governments are going to cut the tax on oil! "Should we really apply the same tax rate when the price of a barrel of oil has doubled in one year and tripled in three years? I don't think this is a crazy question to be asking,"