Monday, June 23, 2008

SILLY PILLS

This story is so terrible that I can't even comment on it. I just hope these assholes experience swift and painful prison justice. If they survive a month in gen pop I will be pissed.

GEORGE CARLIN - RIP

Sunday, June 22, 2008

QUICK HITS


1. Environmental indoctrination hits local High Schools.

2. Another shooting in Lawrence? Gang Bangers vs. the local granola munching hippie wannabees. My money is on the wannabe hippies. There is nothing scarier in America than a clueless liberal.

3. Prospect is such a great part of town for people watching (from a distance). Where else in town would a naked woman hop in a car, speed and cause a multicar pile up? As long as she was keeping it real.

4. Could blight rail of prevented this robbery? The way the mayor is neglecting crime and focusing on his train set one would think so.

5. Another dead body found in....................KCK. Welcome back to the headlines! We missed you.

6. How the hell does one rob a bank through the drive through? THEY ARE OUTSIDE! LOCK THE DOORS, CALL THE POLICE. DON'T GIVE THEM YOUR MONEY YOU DAMN FOOLS!

7. Female midget PIMP. Just when you think you have heard it all...

8. Guns & Roses album leaked by bloggers.

CAPTAIN SAVE A HO



Remember when fund raisers for HS kids consisted in the selling of candy, bake sales, popcorn or even the dreaded magazine subscriptions? Well those days have left us and have been replaced with JOCO parents pimping out their daughters. Every Saturday with the urging of their pimp parents these girls are put on corners, barely dressed, looking to solicit money from strangers for their services.

Sure they call it a "car wash" but who are they kidding? This is nothing more than modified strip club act. You see parents in JOCO are so competitive that they are willing to put their attractive daughters on display in order to raise "funds" so that little Katelyn and Ashley can go to Europe. Then when they raise the funds they tell the kids what great little "workers" they are and that they are so proud of them. But what the hell are they proud of? The fact that their kid shaked her ass and jumped up and down enough to get strange men to pull over?

What do these conversations sound like? "way to go honey now get your ass back on that corner and get me more money", " more bouncing sweetie, more bouncing", "less water on the cars and more on the girls", "NO YOU CANT WEAR YOUR ONE PIECE, SILLY HO!", "Don't give the money to the girls, you pay me".

Seriously this crap is too funny. I would post more regarding this subject but I need to go dirty up the truck agian......................

Thursday, June 19, 2008

HAMSTER VIDEO

OKLAHOMA JOES BBQ STORE

This is a heads up for Bull E. Vard. I posted your comment and then lost track of what post it was in. The BBQ store is attached to the OK Joes joint in Olathe at 119th & Strang Line. Great alternative to the over priced Smoke & Fire.