THESE WOMEN GO THE EXTRA MILE!

This isn't the typical story one finds when reading Fox News but a good one nonetheless. I expect this surgery to take off out here in SOJOCO. Can you go in and ask for the Underwood?

WTF?

It is a sad day when you can't determine the gender of Olympic Athletes. Maybe we can use the same test on Mike Hedricks to determine his gender....

GOTTA LOVE LUDA

I have been a big fan of Luda for years now but this is another example(lyrics & audio) of why entertainers need to stay out of political politics.

QUICK HITS

1. A break in the rain has finally helped with murder crews catch up on some work in the East Side. 4 shot, 3 injured, 1 dead and a partridge in a pear tree.............

2. Are fast food robberies going to make a return to the scene?

3. How much is the word "mammy" going to be worth? This could be the most over covered story in the history on the internet.

4. What is more dangerous? The east side of KCMO or driving on a Missouri bridge?

5. Kansas City residents don't know how to act.

6. Further proof that the media thinks that you are morons. " Rain is Missouri contribute to scattered flooding" REALLY!!!!! WE NEVER WOULD OF GUESSED THAT!

7. Olathe continues to prove that it belongs in the Top 10 list. What happens when Olathe wanna be gangsters put down the knives and pick up guns?

8. John Edwards can't escape the fact that he cheated on his wife while she battles cancer. You gotta love the compassion of liberals...

9. This cat is freaking awesome!

10. The Kansas City "zoo" makes national headlines for something other than being a complete failure and waste of money.

WHO WANTS CHOWDER?

Lauren Caitlin Upton

METRO POWER RANKINGS (Crime)

Since we are closing in on the end of summer it is time to put up the standings. Gang bangers, crack slangers, pimps, hoes, robbers, car jackers and psycho suburb kids all have 5 months to improve your rankings. If you feel as if your city should be ranked higher feel free to email me at jocosob@yahoo.com and plead your case.

How did I come up with these rankings?
I have gone back through the blog and researched all of the crime that I thought was noteworthy. I then took those stories and broke them down even further. I then spoke with players, coaches, GM's and fans to get their perspective on how they thought their team was doing this year.
Are these results culturally bias?
No. Crime has no color.
I live in one of the cities mentioned and I feel like it shouldn't be there.
Get over it. Your city is violent and you are just blind to what is going on around you.
Do you think that light rail will solve the cities crime problems?
No, but the mayor of KCMO must believe so.
Why aren't the local media outlets pushing authorities to do more?
Because they are ambulance chasers incapable of digging into a story unless it some how involves the sex lives of others.
You really are an SOB.
I know

1. KCMO
2. KCK
3. Independence
4. Raytown
5. Olathe
6. Grandview
7. Gladstone
8. Merriam
9. Roeland Park
10. Lawrence

Also receiving votes: Gardner