THIS STORY COULD ONLY TAKE PLACE IN KCMO

I am not even going to wait until tomorrow's "The Wire" section because this story and headline deserve their own spot. "WOMAN STABBED WITH CRACK PIPE". Holy crap! You know things are tough when chicks are getting stabbed with freaking crack pipes. And what about the poor crack head. How the hell is he going smoke his rocks without his pipe?

Is it possible that with only 5 days past in 2009 that we have all ready had the best freaking headline? You KCMO bastards crack my ass up.

UPDATE
When you go to google news search and use the search string "stabbed with crack pipe" only one story IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF CRACK SMOKING shows up.

QUICK HITS

1. A break in the rain has finally helped with murder crews catch up on some work in the East Side. 4 shot, 3 injured, 1 dead and a partridge in a pear tree.............

2. Are fast food robberies going to make a return to the scene?

3. How much is the word "mammy" going to be worth? This could be the most over covered story in the history on the internet.

4. What is more dangerous? The east side of KCMO or driving on a Missouri bridge?

5. Kansas City residents don't know how to act.

6. Further proof that the media thinks that you are morons. " Rain is Missouri contribute to scattered flooding" REALLY!!!!! WE NEVER WOULD OF GUESSED THAT!

7. Olathe continues to prove that it belongs in the Top 10 list. What happens when Olathe wanna be gangsters put down the knives and pick up guns?

8. John Edwards can't escape the fact that he cheated on his wife while she battles cancer. You gotta love the compassion of liberals...

9. This cat is freaking awesome!

10. The Kansas City "zoo" makes national headlines for something other than being a complete failure and waste of money.