Tuesday, August 26, 2008

THEY MUST OF RELOADED.


Shooting someone is never the way to solve a problem. Shooting a woman is always a no no. Shooting a woman in the back is just plain chicken $hit. Way to keep it Gangsta KCMO.

RELOADING?


It was a quiet night in the hood last night. Has the city solved the crime problem? Don't count on it. The Mayor is busy defending his wife, the Police Chief remains clueless and the media is yet to tackle the real root of the problem.

Last night was simply a night to reload and regroup for the local gang bangers. I expect tonight to be an interesting night.

Monday, August 25, 2008

I LOVE HATERS


I would like to thank the kind people of KCMO and KCK for filling the comment section and my inbox today. The fact that this blog gets to you so much means that I am hitting too close to home. Thank you all for the validation and the kind words regarding the people of JOCO. Now hurry home before it gets dark and your stats end up on my blog.

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If not then they have to be in consideration...

QUESTION OF THE DAY


QUICK HITS


The TOP 10 STORIES that you morons need to read before you open your pie holes today.

1. Topeka parents kill twin 3 year olds by leaving them in a hot car. DO YOU IDIOTS EVER LEARN! How many freaking kids die in the metro every year due to this crap? I know Topeka isn't the metro but come on!

2. Crooked ass Suzuki dealership is latest to go up in flames due to the local arson problem.

3. If you are a total loser you will probably be at this metro event.

4. Woman on woman crime hits Overland Park. If you rob from the old do you go to hell? And why in the hell is an 86 year old woman DRIVING!

5. How do you get held up by a knife? You can't outrun a bullet but a knife... KCMO.

6. Metro arson problem spreads to JOCO.

7. Texas parents offer sex with their 5 year old daughter for used car.

8. Madonna compares US War Hero McCain to Hitler.

9. Rebounding dollar yet another sign that liberals are morons.

10. Embarq to cut 1000 jobs.

WEEKEND CRIME REVIEW


What a performance by the local team! As predicted on Friday if you took the over on the shooting odds you were a big winner. If my streak of picks continues I may have my own odds making show on Local Cable. Call 913-Get-Shot for all of your street crime predictions.

1. KCK was first out of the gate with this double shooting on 12th street. You just knew that with a double to kick things off that it was going to be a big weekend.

2. KCMO wasn't going to just sit back and let KCK grab all the attention. 80th and Sycamore.

3. KCMO then came through in a big way with a TRIPLE drive-by shooting on 26th street.

4. KCMO AGAIN comes through with a single drive-by shooting on 44th street.

5. KCMO, KCMO, KCMO these guys were busy in a big way this weekend. Truman & Jackson.

6. AND ANOTHER DRIVE-BY FOR KCMO. Benton blvd. representing.

That's right Kansas City we had 9 shootings this weekend (that we know of). HOLY CRAP! THE METRO AREA NEARLY SHOT FOR THE CYCLE! 4 SINGLES, A DOUBLE & A TRIPLE.