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TOP TEN stories that you must know about in order to start your day.

1. Somebody should of told this Jacksonville Jaguar player that nothing good happens at 2am.

2. This guy MIGHT of over reacted to having his car egged. Keep it gangsta YO!

3. If you get shot to death at 100 years old is it murder or a humane act?

4. Police now say that there is a strong possibility that Caylee is dead. YA THINK!

5. Are suitcase caskets the new trendy item for hip murderers. "Cause of death was not immediately available"... I'm going to take murder for $500 on this one.

6. How can you tell if Amy Winehouse is drugged out?

7. Your internet use is about to be capped if you have TW or Comcast.

8. Worlds of Fun will still suck even after they build this ride.

9. Grass is green, sky is blue, sun is hot... convenience store gets robbed in KCMO.

10. As predicted, Oil prices continue to drop.

PLEASE PULL YOUR THUMBS OUT OF YOUR...

Here we go again... A group of metro "religious leaders" are planning a march for late September to Stop the Violence and they will hold classes on Sept 12 on parenting, finances and job readiness.

WHAT A FREAKING JOKE! Are these guys new? Was murder #80 the tipping point? Where the hell was their concern at murder #1? These so called pastors are just as much of the problem as the mayor, media and dumb ass KCMO police chief. I have yet to hear of any real solutions or efforts in tackling this problem. Do you know what happens when you "march against crime"? You get sore feet, thats it.

NOW IT IS PERSONAL!

It is one thing for shootings to happen at the given spots in the metro but it is another for it to happen at a freaking BBQ JOINT! These places are suppose to be sacred. Can't we make BBQ joints bullet free zones?

IT IS TIME TO TAKE BACK THE STREETS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

105 YEARS

MORE MONEY ON THE WAY FOR CROOKED NAGIN?

THIS GUY IS AN IDIOT. CAN'T WAIT TO SEND HIM MORE MONEY TO STEAL.

NEW ORLEANS HURRICANE

I have a few observations regarding the latest hurricane to hit New Orleans.

1. If you don't evacuate this time you are a total dumb ass. I will have no pity for those that get stranded.

2. Bush is a genius for not rebuilding that town at a rapid pace.

3. Do FEMA trailers float?

4. Does this mean we are going to have to see Nagin broadcast again from "Chocolate City"?

5. Why doesn't OBAMA simply stop the hurricane from striking the Gulf Coast by putting up his hands? If Bush is responsible for the tragedy of Katrina then certainly the messiah can stop Gustav.

WEEKEND CRIME RECAP

If you live in the east side and lived this weekend, congratulations. If you live in KCK and did not witness a grenade attack or RPG launching, congratulations.

1. If only the Royals could turn a double play as well as KCMO gang bangers.

2. The draw of beautiful KCK was too much to keep these two clowns locked up in Missouri.

3. A community picnic isn't going to do a damn thing to stop crime. When the hell are people going to realize this. I hope the food was good because for many that attended it could be their last meal.