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TOP TEN STORIES THAT YOU MUST READ TODAY

1. This Indiana father gets my vote for "Father of the Year". You sir are a hero.

2. This guys church gives you something back to those that add to the weekly collection.

3. Mother adopts 2 girls, kills them and then sticks them in basement freezer.

4. If you deport 1100 illegals in SOCAL how many does that leave?

5. Nude Palin portrait hangs in Chicago Tavern.

6. HUH? The government is easing the laws restricting people with HIV from entering the country....That makes a lot of sense.

7. KC Chamber of discommerce endorces blight rail. Well you have to back it now don't you? I mean look at all the new business's that the chamber has lured to our city............

8. More evidence that YRC tried to grow to fast.

9. If you look up in the sky on Wednesday night you might be able to catch a glimpse of a witch on a broomstick heading toward 18th & Vine.

10. Who better to cover the Financial set back than the JOCO Sun. GIVE ME A BREAK!

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

THE WIRE

What a weird night. All was quiet yesterday in the East Side. It is good to see that my March down Troost to fight crime worked.

1. Knife play hits the peaceful community of Lenexa, Ks and it was a freaking 8th grader in school that did it. Surely this kid was part of some sorta exchange program with KCMO and not a bright young JOCOIAN.

2. With gas prices dropping KCK residents can now go further to dump their dead bodies.

3. 4 year old shoots her self in the head in the East Side. The parent(s) should be up on charges for having a gun in the reach of a 4 year old with a house full of kids.

MY EFFORTS TO FIGHT CRIME IN KCMO

Today at lunch I walked down Troost with a note card saying stop the violence. I hope that my march will be as productive as the one 3 weeks ago on Prospect.

DO WE WANT THEM IN CONTROL OF WALL STREET?

SOMEONE PLEASE BUY THESE IDIOTS A MAGIC 8 BALL. THEIR ODDS OF GETTING SOMETHING RIGHT MIGHT GO UP.

AMERICA IS IN TROUBLE

Our country is in serious trouble both foreignly and domestically and some of you bastards want to hand it over to OBAMA? Nearly a year ago I mentioned on this blog that we could be heading to another World War. In that post I mentioned the economic uncertainty of our country and the military growth of our enemies. As I skim the headlines I can't help but wonder how close we are to the end of our freedoms.

1. Bush & Democrats advance our economy to socialism.

2. Chavez & Putin aim to put nukes in South America (aimed at the United States)

3. Chinese have first space walk.

4. Automakers get bailout? WTF!

5. Government is taking over our economy.

6. Dems find another way to redistribute wealth.

7. Matt Blunt has to fight off Obama's KGB tactics.

8. Seperation of Church and State no longer exist.

9. Personal Carbon monitoring could be coming to the United States. HOLY CRAP BIG BrOTHER!

10. Terrorist on the seas.

With all this going on do we really want to elect a freaking community activist that doesn't even have a track record in that? Good lord people, wake the F*** up!

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