DO NOT BE AFRAID

In an effort to prepare my fellow capitalist Americans for the chance of a socialist take over of our country I have come up with a survival kit to ensure your safety over the next 2 years. I will be sharing the details of this kit tonight so that you can rush out to the stores and prepare.

DUMB ASS JOCOIAN

If the dips**t that works at Journeys is from the SOJOCO area I would appreciate it if he left asap.

THE WIRE - 2 DAY RECAP

If Mister Rogers lived in the East Side he would torch his neighborhood. On a good note it appears that rain is bad for the casket business in KC.

1. "Accidental shooting" in the East Side. It's sad when people get shot cleaning their weapons before a fun night of bowling and drive by shootings.

2. If you see a White Tahoe in KCK or KCMO chances are it was stolen from one of the fine residents of Overland Park.
3. What does Monkey Theft lead too in the eyes of the local media?

4. If you scam a Wizard of Oz munchkin you might as well punch your ticket to hell.

5. I am sure that sex offenders will be sure to follow this memo...

6. The biggest Bitch in KC sports history is sad about his behavior.

7. If you aren't taking advantage of old people, you should. It appears to be an easy way to earn a buck.

8. Warrensburg wants to be like the East Side.

JOCO QUESTION OF THE DAY

How much of your paycheck do you think goes to supporting KCMO residents through wealth redistribution? What could you do with that money if it wasn't taken from you?

KCMO QUESTION OF THE DAY

What do you plan on purchasing with the tax money that you get from JOCO families through the distribution of Wealth?

QUICK HITS

Ten Stories that JOCOians will be discussing at work today. KCMO & KCK residents feel free to share these stories at the welfare office.

1. Men enter womens study at K State.. This would be a big deal if there was an actual difference between a man and a K State woman.

2. Not even the Hereford house is safe in KCMO! I guess JOCO is the new home of the Hereford House. Good job KCMO!

3. Can one really have a "day of the dead" celebration in KCMO? Talk about the holiday that keeps on giving all year round. Everyday is a day of the dead in the East Side.

4. There are at least 40,000 dumb ass's in the metro.

5. There is trouble brewing at the eye sore on your way to Gods Country.

6. If you are gay and you kill your "lover" and cook him and eat him you are looking at 30 years to digest him.

7. The death of cheesy 70's porn in Florida.

8. Obama would use Powell as an adviser? Kinda goes against his whole Iraq war stance.....

9. More wealth distribution on the way.

10. Global warming morons might have to find a new religion.

THE WIRE - Weekend Body Count

At least the metro has one team that has no quit in them, the gang bangers.

1. KCMO victims are getting younger and younger. These two were 16 & 17.

2. KCK will not go unnoticed. 2 shot.

3. I wonder if this is what Midtown was talking about when he described fall in his hood....

4. Another dead body found in KCK.

5. Are Metro residents dumping their bodies in Topeka?

6. 2 more dead in KCK.

7. East Side ethics: Kill the mom, spare the baby.