GET THE F OUT OF MY HOUSE

BITCH!

Can someone please tell me how this dude wears this crap and calls others...........

KC'S CLOWN PRINCE

And he wonders why he can't find a chick in KC.........
PHOTO FROM TMZ

THE WIRE - 2 DAY RECAP

If Mister Rogers lived in the East Side he would torch his neighborhood. On a good note it appears that rain is bad for the casket business in KC.

1. "Accidental shooting" in the East Side. It's sad when people get shot cleaning their weapons before a fun night of bowling and drive by shootings.

2. If you see a White Tahoe in KCK or KCMO chances are it was stolen from one of the fine residents of Overland Park.
3. What does Monkey Theft lead too in the eyes of the local media?

4. If you scam a Wizard of Oz munchkin you might as well punch your ticket to hell.

5. I am sure that sex offenders will be sure to follow this memo...

6. The biggest Bitch in KC sports history is sad about his behavior.

7. If you aren't taking advantage of old people, you should. It appears to be an easy way to earn a buck.

8. Warrensburg wants to be like the East Side.

QUICK HITS

Top 10 stories that informed JOCOians need to read today and KCMO residents need to have read to them.

1. Larry Johnson may be afraid of taking a hit but he isn't afraid of handing out pimp slaps.

2. Women of JOCO can go to the P&L district for free health screenings etc.. in an effort to promote womens health. Once you have been told you are healthy you can then be stabbed or shot walking back to your car.

3. The homeless in STL are ungrateful bastards.

4. The Gov begins its socialist bank take over. Bank of America may soon have to worry about keeping their name.

5. What teacher thinks that a lesbian wedding would make a good field trip?

6. Honor Killing? Those silly Muslims....they are just misunderstood.

7. Those of you that aren't in favor of the death penalty will probably be sympathetic to this idiot. I say gas him, fry him, stick him and then shoot his ass.

8. Cat fight causes car wreck. The KC media is on their way.

9. Americas sex taboo is ruining peoples lives.

10. Texas teachers extra credit plan is questioned.

PRIEST HOLMES RETIRED

Today's announcement wasn't as painful to listen to as it would of been if he hadn't of been gone for the past couple of years. It is still sad to see a class act like him have to give up on his dream. Class act, that is something that you will never hear anyone besides Larry Johnsons mother say about him. Larry Johnson is the antiHolmes. All the good and unselfishness that Priest has given to the Chiefs has been canceled out by Larry Johnsons wanna be East Coast mentality.

I wish Priest Holmes the best of luck in his future endeavors and hope to god that some of his influence will rub off on the wannabe gangster Johnson.