Top 10 stories that informed JOCOians need to read today and KCMO residents need to have read to them.
1. Larry Johnson may be afraid of taking a hit but he isn't afraid of handing out pimp slaps.
2. Women of JOCO can go to the P&L district for free health screenings etc.. in an effort to promote womens health. Once you have been told you are healthy you can then be stabbed or shot walking back to your car.
3. The homeless in STL are ungrateful bastards.
4. The Gov begins its socialist bank take over. Bank of America may soon have to worry about keeping their name.
5. What teacher thinks that a lesbian wedding would make a good field trip?
6. Honor Killing? Those silly Muslims....they are just misunderstood.
7. Those of you that aren't in favor of the death penalty will probably be sympathetic to this idiot. I say gas him, fry him, stick him and then shoot his ass.
8. Cat fight causes car wreck. The KC media is on their way.
9. Americas sex taboo is ruining peoples lives.
10. Texas teachers extra credit plan is questioned.
