Wednesday, October 22, 2008

DO NOT BE AFRAID

In an effort to prepare my fellow capitalist Americans for the chance of a socialist take over of our country I have come up with a survival kit to ensure your safety over the next 2 years. I will be sharing the details of this kit tonight so that you can rush out to the stores and prepare.

DUMB ASS JOCOIAN


If the dips**t that works at Journeys is from the SOJOCO area I would appreciate it if he left asap.

THE WIRE - 2 DAY RECAP


If Mister Rogers lived in the East Side he would torch his neighborhood. On a good note it appears that rain is bad for the casket business in KC.

1. "Accidental shooting" in the East Side. It's sad when people get shot cleaning their weapons before a fun night of bowling and drive by shootings.

2. If you see a White Tahoe in KCK or KCMO chances are it was stolen from one of the fine residents of Overland Park.
3. What does Monkey Theft lead too in the eyes of the local media?

4. If you scam a Wizard of Oz munchkin you might as well punch your ticket to hell.

5. I am sure that sex offenders will be sure to follow this memo...

6. The biggest Bitch in KC sports history is sad about his behavior.

7. If you aren't taking advantage of old people, you should. It appears to be an easy way to earn a buck.

8. Warrensburg wants to be like the East Side.

Monday, October 20, 2008

JOCO QUESTION OF THE DAY


How much of your paycheck do you think goes to supporting KCMO residents through wealth redistribution? What could you do with that money if it wasn't taken from you?

KCMO QUESTION OF THE DAY


What do you plan on purchasing with the tax money that you get from JOCO families through the distribution of Wealth?