GOOD NEWS FOR KCMO VOTERS

This Ohio ruling should double the number of people voting in KCMO.

YAMAHA GIRLS PICS

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

I ENDORSE

Since everyone seems to be endorsing candidates in the blog sphere it is time to throw my hat in the ring.




I ENDORSE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT.

I have been working hard for far too long and could use a nice 4 year break. I won't have to worry about money, health insurance, losing my house, asteroids hitting the earth, crime, crossing the red sea etc.. under Obama.

I look forward to receiving the seeds from the government to plant my money tree in my backyard.

Thanks in advance for the vacation!

QUICK HITS

The stories that JOCOians are talking about today while thanking god that they don't live in KCMO.

1. You gotta love cheap gas. On a side note, where did all the Global Warming trolls go that use to send me emails regarding the price of gas? Probably trying to sell their "smart" car.

2. You have nothing to worry about here. Sure Cuba and Russia are strengthening their ties but if Obama is elected they will see us as a communist ally.

3. If you are too cheap to buy your kid a Halloween costume then you must live in KCMO. Rumor has it that Funkhouser is going to be a successful mayor for Halloween. Nobody will ever figure it out.

4. JOCO get Six million dollars to tear down blighted homes. Buh Bye NOJOCO.

5. I have never understood how homeless people have the time to collect cans, steal copper, beg for change etc... to get their drug fix yet don't have the same work ethic to maintain a roof over their head. These poor bastards OD'd in a Lawrence homeless "campground". Is that a KOA camp?

6. M16's for sale in Kansas. Nice. We can now protect ourselves for the upcoming invasion by KCMO residents looking for a better life in our county.

7. KCMO schools offering field trips into the Ghetto. How embarrassing would it be if you were a kid and one of these trips took place in your neighborhood. You would have to be a dumbass to sign that permission slip.

8. You gotta hand it to the muslims and the "honor killing" of their kids.

9. Who the hell gives an 8 year old a loaded Uzi?

10. The return of school shootings

WHITE TRASH ALERT!

It is ignorant dumb ass's like this that piss me off even more than the dipsh*ts on the left. The minute that violence is used because you don't like someone's politics, color, religion, gender, sexual preference etc... it is important for US ALL to take notice. It is our abillity to disagree and move on that makes our nation great. These Nazi bastards are the worst scum that this country has.

THE WIRE

GANG BANGERS HATE THE COLD AND THE RAIN. Look for things to pick up around Wednesday in the Homicide department.

1. KCMO residents continue their attempt at running businesses to JOCO.

2. KCMO parks are often deadly. This guy was killed in broad daylight.

3. Jealous KCMO residents come to JOCO to take part in some preelection wealth distribution.