$1000

For $1000 a month you can pay rent for a house on Prospect. THIS HAS GOT TO BE A JOKE RIGHT?????? Well no, it turns out that all of the houses in the hood are running for that much.

Anyone smell corruption? Fraud? Screwing Over? Does this story have legs?

Kathleen Sebelius robs blind people!

First Obama makes fun of special olympians and now the gov is out to rob from the blind. GO DEMS GO.

QUICK HITS - MONDAYS SUCK, DEAL WITH IT

I know, I dropped the ball on Thursday & Frinday but its freaking Tournament Time. Saving the world from commies has to take a back seat sometimes. Anyways, here are 10 stories that you lazy a holes wouldn't find on your own or comprehend without my commentary.

1. Personally, I don't think any of the chicks that are on LOST now are attractive.

2. If you have spent any time living in Cali then you know that Oakland might be the crappiest city in the whole 50 states.

3. FOX NEWS gives you a "Cougar" breakdwon.

4. Is 2 MILLION DOLLARS enough money to track down a Mexican Drug Lord? Hell no.

5. Indias version of the YUGO.

6. You know that we are getting close to the end of the world when I type the following; Man pregnant with twins.

7. Surely this guy was simply trying meth out as a gasoline alternative....
8. I am not sure that a job fair for a strip club would be a good thing to attend or a bad thing. You know that some of the chicks auditioning have got to be ugly as hell.

9. I would actually like to hear back from a man that follows dating advice from Yahoo. Especially regarding revealing your secrets.

10. The only attractive one they had the killed off. Morons. Kansas State is set to hold a banquet to celebrate its crappy hoops season. Is Gaylord Fauqor going to be there with his 12th place field day ribbon?

THE PRICE OF GOODS JUST WENT UP IN THE METRO

I am sure that there are those of you that will think that the arrest of 60 hard working criminals in KCMO is a good thing.

Another thing. These folks just went from working and earning a living without government assistance to time in jail on our dime. What a mess. Think Again. With the economy in the tank we the people of JOCO need these thieves to sell us our gadgets at a discount.

WHAT IS 5 FEET LONG AND CAN SCARE A HORSE?

And no it's not a big jockey. You gotta love Wichita

AWESOME DUNK

MUST SEE TV TONIGHT

Tonight the new season of "KC Hysterics" kicks off staring Katie Horner, Brian Busby, Gary Lezak & Mike Thompson. I can hardly wait to see what nifty safety tips Katie has for us this year as she tracks a strom in Utah that could hit us at anytime. Another thing to look for is new radars. Will there be a Nexdop 2.o released this year? Will we finally have the technology to watch people get sucked into a tornada and thrown 100 feet?

Anyway you look at it the next couple of months will screw everyones DVR's up.