Common - Southside

Once again the far right wing of the party makes fools of themselves.

Obama Bin Laden?

The Wire - Weekend Ketchup

I am going out on a limb this year and predicting 2.5 bodies dropped a week this summer in KCK & KCMO. Anyone going to take the over on that number?

1.  Once again a Missouri resident comes into our county to rob us.  Can't we have some drones patrol our borders?
2.  Some psycho in Missouri killed a baby, stashed it in a duffel bag and then threw it in a pond. 
3.  You deserve to get busted if you try and rob a house in the middle of the freaking afternoon. 
4.  East side Grandma can cross "get shot in drive by" off her bucket list.
5.  KCMO residents show their class by trashing a famous statue.
6.  NKC criminals think that Dominos Pizza is a goldmine...
7.  Kansas Hospitals conduct groundbreaking research, Missouri Hospitals cook meth........

GHETTO BIRD

Almost Daily Link Blast

20 Links that you morons missed while I was taking a break. 

1.  This article should of been titled "7 types of KCMO neighbors/neighborhoods" 
2.  8 awesome grilled cheese sandwiches
3.  10 Disney Characters that got shafted by their Disney oppressors.
4.  The History of Mom Jeans.  As I have stated several times before, Mom Jeans are nothing more than a signal to the rest of the world that the woman wearing them has given up on life.
5.  12 great reasons to watch women's tennis 
6.  The 9 greatest fictional athletes. - They could of put up the last decade of Carl Petersons first round draft picks instead.
7.  R2D2 takes on Beer2D2
8.  10 Kids movies scarier than a naked picture of the Funkhousers.
9.  Chick-Fil-A might of finally come up with a reason for me to eat there.  Sweet Potato Fries!
10.  Since we are getting a Lego Land at Crown Center I thought you might want to know the Top 10 Lego Universe Items you should "own".

11.  What the Internet was like in the 90's.  WOW we sucked
12.  Erin Andrews turned 31.  
13.  Because secret passages are awesome.  TOP 10.
14.  Jennifer Lopez looks like an Oompa Loompa.  Nasty
15.  The new Fortune 500 list for 2011
16.  World military rankings 
17.  13 interesting ways to survive a flood
18.  It is true.  Super Mario Bros 3 is the best game ever made.  I remember playing this thing non stop when I got it for Christmas when I was a kid.
19.  7 Biggest Video Game System Flops of all time.  My Brother actually owned a Sega CD console and then went on to buy a Laser Disc Player.........
20.  25 reasons to watch women sports.

We Will Be Back Sunday

I thought about posting the past couple of days but held off.  Lets be honest, nobody is paying attention to anything other than the corpse of Bin Laden rotting in the gut of a shark in the Indian Ocean. 
Before I get back to posting Sunday I wanted to see if any of you had the same thoughts regarding the recent events.

1,  How pissed off do you think he was when he found out that the 100 virgins all looked like Nancy Pelosi?

2.  Was Leslie Neilson under cover at the Obama compound?

9MM DAVID BANNER - in honor of Bin Laden Getting dropped by one