QUICK HITS

TEN STORIES TO EITHER MAKE YOU CRY, CURSE or LAUGH

1. "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS"..goes a step further in Chicago.

2. Crazy Chick from Lost is selling underwear on Ebay for charity.

3. Suzanne Summers discusses her vaginal injections.

4. Could you imagine being the groom at this wedding?

5. Real life Live Free Die Hard movie?

6. Will these people rename the streets once his economic policies fail?

7. Pelosi may be the biggest liar in the history of congress.

8. Obama continues to create panic in order to pass his pork bill.

9. Jackson County is so full of crime that the have worn out their courthouse.

10. Kansas City HAS NO GANG PROBLEM. LOOK AWAY

A BLUE VALLEY FULL OF WELFARE FRAUD

First off, where the hell do the owners of this Housing project get off tarnishing the good name of Blue Valley? Nice try welfare bastards.

Another thing, how the hell do you only catch 45 out of 60 warrants? It's not like they are at work....

ALL OF YOUR GOING GREEN EFFORTS WILL SOON BE WASTED

The eruption of this volcano will have such an effect on the climate that all of the efforts of man will be undone just by its eruption.

Way to waste your life on a fake religion. Keep up the good work.

TRADEMARK - JOCO HO

In light of the upcoming great depression of the 21st century I would like to be on the front end of a few trademarked items. It is my hope that by trademarking the following word that I can support myself through the work of others during this time.

JOCO HO
Married woman between the ages of 25-35 years old that are currently married to men 15 years older than them. These women do not work, do not have kids, do not cook, do not clean and do not have any skills that could transfer into the work place. The only thing that the JOCO HO must do is look good for their husband and not get caught sleeping with the gardener.

In other words these women have been leased out for a period of 15 years in which they will be traded in for a newer model with different features. Making them whores.

With the recession/depression looming their husbands will soon start struggling to pay the bills and ask their wife to help out by getting a job.

What skills does this woman have other than sleeping with older men for money? None. So she will soon be out on the corner of 119th and Metcalf looking for johns to cover her starbucks addiction.

HARDWARE WARS PT 1

ANYONE REMEMBER THIS THING FROM HBO?

HARDWARE WARS PT 2

WE NEED TO DROP "KC METRO" ASAP

Those of us in JOCO already knew this but it might be an eye opener for the hipster, wannabe, slum loving, crime promoting bastards to the East of us. Kansas City is one of the least popular cities in the nation.

Meanwhile CNN reports this about Overland Park.

Start using JOCO Metro right away to spur economic growth.

PISSED OFF

Does it piss anyone else off to see this psychotic bitch smiling while talking to her lawyer? I wanted to throw my laptop across my office after just seeing and reading this.

photo from FOX NEWS