Wednesday, February 25, 2009

QUICK HITS


In a highly scientific study conducted by an outside 3rd party it turns out that people actually gain IQ points when reading this blog. Excluded people from the survey include residents of KCK, KCMO, Independence, West Olathe, and Northern JOCO due to lack of reading skills.

1. In my humble opinion the first lady actually looked kinda good last night. It is too bad that her hatred for America and capitalism ruins it.

2. Obama is one torturing fool.

3. 11 year old killer??

4. When the hell does Obama actually plan on cutting spending and earmarks. I hear him say all of these things and then read just the opposite the next day. Are we not suppose to believe in what Jesus tells us?

5. KCMO School district implements Bitch slapping into its disciplinary techniques.

6. Raytown School District elementary school playgrounds are no joke. Make sure you pack a shank in your kids lunch so that he can survive yard time.

7. KCI is offering some of the lowest rates ever seen. If you live in KCMO or KCK this could be your chance to escape on the cheap before the apocolypse.

8. "American Idol Bloggers"(how lame is that) are trashing a guy because of the death of his wife.

9. Even some Dem leaders are seeing through Obamas attempt to centralize government and take power away from individual states.

10. Megan Fox calls off her engagement. Frankly I could care less BUT now I can post a picture of her on my blog that is topical.

BEAUTY PAGENT IRONY - Rachael Ramonas


It turns out the Miss Conn's Outstanding Teen award winner likes to throw huge parties. Now I don't see anything wrong with that at all as long as none of them are driving.

BUT

I ran across this little tidbit while looking for a picture of her

She will also be working with Mothers Against Drunk Driving throughout her year of service.



That makes it blog worthy.

DOWTOWN KCK


What does it say about your downtown area when the leaders of your school district are too afraid to build down there? FREAKING HILARIOUS!

GUEST SPEAKER HIRED TO READ KCMO CRIME STATS FOR 2008

KEITH OBERMAN/ CHRIS MATHEWS IS A RACIST



What other reason is there for him to say "Oh God" just for the guy walking out? Will the NAACP take this up? How about Al Sharpton?

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

JOCO ENTERS THE EXPORTING BIZ


If you are an illegal and you get arrested in the great land of JOCO don't plan on passing go and forget about collecting $200.

BREAKING NEWS IN THE NORTH EAST PART OF TOWN.


Kids play with blocks....Yes, apparently kids playing with wooden blocks is newsworthy for the north east.

If they upgrade to Legos we will let you know. Stay tuned for new data as it comes in

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT HAS NO CLUE


Why would they schedule a workshop to prevent home foreclosures in the middle of the work week during working hours? Wouldn't it be better for these people to be working to save their homes?