THE WIRE - NOBODY MOVES, NOBODY GETS HURT

The people that hold up Gas Stations and Delis have got to be the dumbest people (besides fast food robber) in the metro. Armed robbery is Armed robbery. You have got to go for bigger scores than this. You are an embarrassment to our city.

1. I don't care who you are, you don't get robbed by a woman.

2. DAMN! KCMO goes Pulp Fiction on their latest victim.

3. KCMO man found dead in the stairwell was probably killed over drugs.

4. Olathe police make it official. The bar shooting was a WT on WT crime.

5. Gas Stations in Happy Rock aren't safe in this economy. And if you do, you don't report it. Beaten and then run over!

GUNS FOR DRUGS

It appears that Mexico is going to put to an end our Guns for Drugs program. If these bastards are going to smuggle drugs into our country the least we can do is arm them so they can kill each other. THIS IS NOT FREE TRADE!

MILEY JAILBAIT - WHAT HAPPENED TO 16 WILL GET YOU 20

Why are the authorities looking the other way on this?

QUICK HITS - CELEBS HATE AMERICAS POOR CHILDREN

Man today was a rough day for kids in America. I find it funny that people want to blame TV, Movies and MUSIC for the violence acts that the youth in the country when the real violence that they are seeing is at home, at school or in the neighborhood.

1. Ask an illegal alien from Mexico if they receive the same treatment as Obamas Aunt. SEND HER ASS HOME!

2. Orphaned children living in the United States are left wondering why Madonna hates them..

3. Salesman in Texas rapes 78 year old woman......

4. Was it take your daughter to work day in Washington?

5. Salem Mother decides that her child no longer needed cancer meds. The 9 year old is now dead.

6. Brittney Spears continues her return to dominance by posing nearly nude in ads showing off her new and improved body.

7. Penn Jillete calls out Obama

8. It seems that the only subject being taught at Oprahs school in Africa is Sex Ed. Maybe the poor people of Chicago should be happy that she skipped them and went there.

9. Will Zoo officials blame the pollution in STL on the death of this polar bear? One down 60,000 to go..

10. Medical experts don't understand why cases of the Flue were down in Missouri this year. WELL MAYBE it is because people aren't working so it isn't being spread at the work place

UMKC BAILS OUT KCMOSD

UMKC has decided to sponsor the opening of 3 new charter schools in an effort to combat the ineffective KCMOSD. It's sad that there is even the need for charter schools in KCMO.

YOU NO LONGER HAVE A VOICE

GITMO SOON TO BECOME VACATION SPOT

If Miss Universe likes it then surely it is good enough to house people that want to kill Americans by the thousands...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BASTARD!