HEADLINE OF THE DAY

"Jamie Foxx Beats Off Intruder Inside Philly Hotel"

DOH!

KC GHETTO TOURS AVAILABLE IN JOCO

I will be damned if this guy didn't steal my freaking idea. JOCO residents will soon be able to take tours of blight! Thats right you can board a bus and sit back as someone tells you what the craphole you are looking at use to be. Be sure to take your camera and get snap shots of crackheads and whores and if you are lucky dead bodies.

MUSIC TO ROB TOO

Since you bastards are dead set on robbing the metro blind I thought I would provide you with some theme music full of tips on how to do it right. If you get caught you can't say I didn't try to help.

QUICK HITS

How many steps away from loosing our freedoms are we? Have you studied how the Obama policies can trickle down and effect the rights of an individual?


1. Yet another Bidenism. This guy is too good to be true.

2. Did the University of Maryland put this in the brochure? Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge

3. This could be the saddest story I will read on the Internet this year.

4. Pirates continue to kick ass!

5. Next time your IT security douche bag or your boss give you crap for reading this site at work make them read this article.

6. Jupiter is suffering from shrinkage..........

7. Michelle Obama offends the Queen of England. She might as well of farted in her face.

8. HOW IN THE HELL CAN A SENATOR FROM NEW YORK MAKE NICE WITH THE TALIBAN!! This is a slap in the face to all of those in NYC.

9. The Clay County government just stirred up a hornets nest.

10. This couldn't be a reason as to why Health Care costs are so high now would it?

URBAN HUNTERS?

This people is a sign of things to come for all of us if we don't get rid of the socialist in our country. Michigan is a prime example of government dependency through high taxes and LOOK they are eating freaking RACCOONS TO SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!

JOCO FARM PUTS KC ZOO TO SHAME

Seriously, do you folks think that a city that can't take care of its own citizens is capable of caring for exotic animals? Sure the KC Zoo might have animals from all over the planet but is it worth the trip, cost, hassle to MAYBE see one of them. HELL NO. That is why we the people of JOCO came up with this little slice of heaven for our families.

WALDO PETS SOON TO BE GONE

It is a damn shame that local business's like this can't compete with chain stores because of a disloyal customer base. When will you morons learn to support local business? Sure you may pay a little more BUT the service is better, the employees are more knowledgeable, they remember your name and the money stays here.

THE WIRE - NOBODY MOVES, NOBODY GETS HURT

The people that hold up Gas Stations and Delis have got to be the dumbest people (besides fast food robber) in the metro. Armed robbery is Armed robbery. You have got to go for bigger scores than this. You are an embarrassment to our city.

1. I don't care who you are, you don't get robbed by a woman.

2. DAMN! KCMO goes Pulp Fiction on their latest victim.

3. KCMO man found dead in the stairwell was probably killed over drugs.

4. Olathe police make it official. The bar shooting was a WT on WT crime.

5. Gas Stations in Happy Rock aren't safe in this economy. And if you do, you don't report it. Beaten and then run over!